Your Mom is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"
Your Mom is so smelly she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
Your Mom is so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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They're not all images of your mom, but they're just as funny.
Archive
Did you miss your mom yesterday? She was busy entertaining others, but if you'd like to catch up, here's what she was doing yesterday and other days past.