"Fred" breaks the record for the highest cliff jump on skis... accidentally
Here's some impressive footage from a controlled avalanche in British Columbia.
Ok, the idea that your girlfriend lies to you is my interpretation of the new findings, but trust me, it's sound logic.
After 60 years of research, the study found that the G-spot has about as much factual proof of existence as the Loch Ness Monster. In fact, they are quoted as saying "Without a doubt, a discreet anatomic entity called the G-spot does not exist". And since science is never wrong, we can safely deduce that every time your girlfriend tenses up and says "ooh, that's the spot", she's lying to you.
The implications of such a discovery are tremendous. Women have been perpetuating this lie for generations and it puts into question everything they tell men. What about other seemingly honest declarations?
... and the list goes on. I hope this isn't too difficult to process and doesn't cause you to doubt your interest in women. I wouldn't want straight men trying to be gay any more than gay men trying to be straight.
Here's a somewhat related faux commercial to help you laugh it out and move forward.