This ACTUALLY happened. Had to pinch myself.
/r/AdviceAnimalsAs a Republican on Reddit, I like expressing my opinions.
/r/AdviceAnimalsCome on guys, how close are we to a cure?
/r/AdviceAnimalsThere's some very specific criteria!
/r/AdviceAnimalsI think I need help. I’ve had this little fella for almost a year and a half and he hasn’t grown much at all. I water,bathe,dust his food, and feed him as recommended. His lights are fine I believe. And I feed a variety of veggies fitted best for this guy.
/r/AdviceAnimalsIt was just a farm on Pepper Ridge
/r/AdviceAnimalsWhen there are reports of Coronavirus in your city.
/r/AdviceAnimalsWho remembers this?
/r/AdviceAnimalsWorking in an elementary school...
/r/AdviceAnimalsCassius the Comedian Cat Joke #454
/r/AdviceAnimalsMe right now
/r/AdviceAnimalsTo all the no turn signal, tailgating, left lane cruiser, rubbernecks out there.
/r/AdviceAnimalsArthur Delivering Annual Review...
/r/AdviceAnimalsI do look up the meaning behind the lyrics every now and then
/r/AdviceAnimalsHey daddy what doing
/r/AdviceAnimalsSomeone get on it
/r/AdviceAnimalsLest we forget
/r/AdviceAnimalsWe need more jeffy memes
/r/AdviceAnimalsI like bees
/r/AdviceAnimalsDon’t eat their frozen food
/r/AdviceAnimalsSaid no one ever
/r/AdviceAnimalsAnd if it is dark, wear something reflective, please!
/r/AdviceAnimalsThere's a criminal mastermind running around town right now
/r/AdviceAnimalsR.I.P. my nuts
/r/AdviceAnimalsA terrible tragedy, but the man was no saint
/r/AdviceAnimalsThis one goes out to the couple sitting next to me during a Broadway show last night.
/r/AdviceAnimalsWe all have those dont we?
/r/AdviceAnimalsDo they all coordinate or something?
/r/AdviceAnimalsEvery time I find a stinkbug in our house...
/r/AdviceAnimalsCassius the Comedian Cat Joke #453