Linda’s face resides over my mantle
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"but he's got so much schlong coiled up in there"
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White Nationalist Reggae
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We were discussing the change of the groupchat's name to Gamer Girl Bathwater when this lovely string of sentences occured
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Suicide note on a strip club napkin
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When a truck filled with eels crashes
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Breakfast of champions
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What if you were eating a girl out and her pussy coughs, giving you the corona virus?
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Friends opinion on the rezero movie
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Just stuffing you full of all sorts of new bowels
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What is the point indeed
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it's true tho
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It tastes like how your leg feels when it's asleep
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A nice slice of Parmesan
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Joey Diaz's way to remind us all that hygiene is important.
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Cursed kebab
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Ham window
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Oh no...
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I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.
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facebook text posts are gold mine
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Yikes.
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Clap for pizza hut
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3 9/11’s and a Columbine
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Inspiring words
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Suburbitank
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Mother Nature's umbilical cord
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Lol this guy can’t even speak English
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Never heard somebody put it like that
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