She keyed my lamborfeeties, my fucking Chevrolegs !!!
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Bruh
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WTF Beth
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This post snuck up behind me and stole my spinal cord like Sub-Zero
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“You submitted a hostage situation”
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Chocolate covered Oreos stuffed with pickles
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The teachings of a gourmet chef
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I want this movie
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A full-on crumbshot...
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People don't understand the plight that LGBTQ+ people must face every day.
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Drunk teen with flower pot over head robs gas station with a chainsaw
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This was from a presentation someone made in my class at university
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They didn’t post it so I did
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And now he's the Prime Minister of Australia...
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Blessed due to my wife’s defecation anxiety
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How does one decapitate a dick?
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Wait what
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Wowcha
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Former banker spends $75k on castration, horn implants, and ear removal to become genderless transspecies
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Rice cooker bomb scare suspect has prior bestiality arrest.
/r/BrandNewSentence
Bruh I could buy like several seagulls and harnesses with that, that’s a better investment.
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Chicken is good
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He's their first Mayor ever so this is definitely a brand new sentence.
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My what now?
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Ok buddy
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Never would've thought this to be an insult
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Pubic hair mullet business in the front party in my ass
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this whole thing...
/r/BrandNewSentence
A Comedic, top-down, stealth-action game about being a robot vacuum cleaner
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my corporeal husk awaiting my return
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