Please be real, Please be real
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Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as a Snickers bar
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I‘d rather speak Hebrew in the 1940s than eat a Lunchable with no Capri Sun
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Someone to rival Florida man
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Tasty
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Chick starts getting sexual after yelling out the N-word while getting her anus tattooed - WSHH
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Santa is a real milf
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Do you not feel the cold breeze on your arse?
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Why
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"I'm starting to wonder if I sleep rape”
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It’s not incest if you say no chromo!
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Make me wanna suck the lactose free milk straight out her four cow tiddies
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Mussolini pretty hot tho...
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On a tweet about ball-sucking
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Don't Let This Robot Suck Your Dick
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Addiction from a flash drive
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This definitely belongs here
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"The guide would have to bend down to suck the blind dudes cock everytime Neymar or Ronaldo lady-faints on the field to illustrate the rampant gayness of those two players."
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Damn, you know shits about to hit the fan when bitches be pulling up with titty blasters
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C’rab
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I bet his dog loves him
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Theres no point of sucking a dick with no eye contact
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This gem on a discord server
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"Well it only makes sense if women have jizz in their ankles"
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Found this monstrosity on r/TheMonkeysPaw
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The Middle East is just microwaved Russia (historically as well).
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Right which one of you fuckers bent the sun
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One time I got too high and convinced myself that all of my ex boyfriends were getting together once a month over dinner
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“Police say the man reached under his sweatshirt and unveiled his next weapon of choice - a two foot long iguana.
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