"Taken out by a carrot travelling at terminal velocity"
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Force field & Interstellar
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Ummm okay,
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“Imma go ahead and assume you just fingering his shit pit”
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cousin fuckin snuggle tooth receding hairline cow
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"Beamed by a carrot"
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Nick Cage Horcruxe
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All I want is Revenge
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Dense cabbage
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Woah bro
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Brand New Question
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Estranged Mother
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Such dedication... and honesty
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If life is a game
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Sparkling water tastes pointy. Normal water tastes round.
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Hows about them raptors?
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stupid kylo ren can't even baby-proof his sword for homoerotic purposes.
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Hey what's that 69 emoji in your bio mean?
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Has bestiality always been historically so taboo?
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felt like this belonged here
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“Googling someone better-worth is the same as when a dog smelling another dog ass”
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Bitch I'll learn the arcane art of slappin a mf wall with some dyed jizz all day for 25 smackaroons a fuckin hour
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Like an old man backing his Town Car over a handicapped sign
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Folds in on me like a clam
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yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie
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This mans just called out every high schooler ever.
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“tastes like pins and needles”
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the predator
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Old fashioned kids
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