*plap plap plap*
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That last part killed me
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Get wreckt hong kong
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Suck my spirit dick, peasant
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The internet is a slut
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Title
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I want this guy's dentist
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well yes
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Fuck font sauce
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Creme de la creme
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Interesting yet accurate comparison
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I learned that my pinky, at the right angle, makes a great scrotum.
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High fructose porn syrup
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Pain salt, bring me more pain salt
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When you gotta take a dump, do it in style.
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“Is there a quantifiable method of measuring mouse swag?
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“Are you Smarter than five gay rats”
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"Accidentally fucked myself in the ass"
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Lyrics are in 144p though.
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I didn’t notice the 186 month old in the cart
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This is so sad
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In other maggot related news
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"It would have been the cherry on top of a fantastic sundae of mayhem."
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“I have done nothing but serve duck for 3 days”
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Hope your wife gives birth to a centipede
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Can’t forget them...
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"Telekinetic frog" alone really narrows things down
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Ballzheimers
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Well that seems uncomfortable...
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Without context this sounds horrifying
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