See ya fellas, I'm off to live the high life and bask in my riches!
/r/Frugal_JerkLook at these fat cats getting ready to scarf down enough protein to sustain all of the street urchins of r/Frugal_Jerk for the foreseeable future. I would fight them for it if I wasn’t so damn malnourished.
/r/Frugal_JerkMy brother stopped eating his lentils and this is what he became. Now he demands raw meat and belly rubs for every meal. My parents are in a state of shock. Please learn from his example to avoid becoming a fat cat.
/r/Frugal_JerkFatcat town here I come. The super fat cats stocked our lunch table.
/r/Frugal_JerkThe fatcats haven't noticed me in their store yet. I'm disgusted by this display of wealth.
/r/Frugal_JerkWas having a bad day until I stumbled upon lunch for the rest of the week!!
/r/Frugal_JerkRats eating my food for the week!!
/r/Frugal_JerkFrugal spaghetti I found while crawling on the street today. Still fresh too!
/r/Frugal_JerkSome fatcats around here decided to drop a lifetime supply of calories for me and my entire extended family. See you on Wall Street!
/r/Frugal_JerkSee you skinny cats later. I'm one of the fat cats now.
/r/Frugal_JerkI'm set for life now
/r/Frugal_JerkI have stumbled upon an untapped source of calories.
/r/Frugal_JerkSorry, I don't think I belong here anymore. I make way too much.
/r/Frugal_JerkI found millions of glorious calories today
/r/Frugal_JerkFat cat has enough food to last him years!
/r/Frugal_JerkA classic 90s anthem for this sub.
/r/Frugal_JerkWhen will these fatcats stop taunting us?
/r/Frugal_JerkMama we made it 😍😍😍
/r/Frugal_JerkRent, mortgage & bills are for fat cats
/r/Frugal_Jerksome fat cat left a sprinkle cookie AND juice, along with a nice hat to wear. this will sustain me for the next year if i eat 1 sprinkle per day
/r/Frugal_JerkI knew 2019 was going to be my year. So long!
/r/Frugal_JerkLooks like either rat droppings or chocolate in this empty wrapper. Either way, no more bean splitting for me. So long guys.
/r/Frugal_JerkHis highness is complaining in his ivory tower - only received enough calories to feed 30 generations, not 60. I wouldn't be able to lift the lid, that's how weak I am. Goodbye boys, back to hibernation for me...
/r/Frugal_JerkPeople don’t know what they’re missing
/r/Frugal_JerkNow you can drink your urine AND urinal condensation? See you later guys, maybe I’ll throw a lentil your way on Wall Street.
/r/Frugal_JerkFree Breakfast Today, Boys!
/r/Frugal_JerkSomeone left decades worth of soup mix unguarded out front of the gym!
/r/Frugal_JerkMy children’s children will live like fat cats
/r/Frugal_JerkThanks to this fat cat I don’t have to buy my morning coffee