With this discovery that I hypothesize to be a lifetime’s supply Starbucks egg cups I can finally retire to Fat Cat City! Later peasants!
/r/Frugal_JerkYes! Good luck with Medicaid, suckers! I'm immortal!
/r/Frugal_JerkDelicious calories left on the street
/r/Frugal_JerkSustenance! I can now provide for my family and have left overs for years!
/r/Frugal_JerkLook at the fat cats are trying to befriend the children, just to steal their calories
/r/Frugal_JerkThis fat cat proposing with months, perhaps even years worth of food. This is the kind of thing that is ruining our society.
/r/Frugal_JerkYou guys wish you had finds like this
/r/Frugal_JerkNew York Fatcat lives likes a king eating gourmet foods, feeding her friends in her palace
/r/Frugal_JerkI cant believe its not butter. I cant belive its all mine. (Imitation buttery spread thrown onto park bathroom exterior)
/r/Frugal_JerkFinally brushed my teeth for the first time in years! Who says hygiene has to break the bank??
/r/Frugal_JerkSome moron left this feast of cough drops and starburst on the bus seat. I'm gonna have enough food for years
/r/Frugal_JerkFound a new way to cut costs on groceries. Thanks social media!
/r/Frugal_JerkFat cat showing off their calories
/r/Frugal_JerkThis dog is the champion that we didn't know we needed. He really needs to be our official mascot.
/r/Frugal_JerkAbundant calorie spill at Starbucks. I'm set for the next couple years
/r/Frugal_JerkI no longer have to dine in the shadow of Fatcats! The only thing I’m missing now is a side of lentil.
/r/Frugal_JerkFat cat trash is durable as frig
/r/Frugal_JerkUnbelievable! Fat Cat turns up nose at some complimentary protein.
/r/Frugal_JerkLPT: Try to live near a bug hotel so you'll have a valuable protein source to mix in with your lentils.
/r/Frugal_JerkWhat in the fatcat heck?!?? No thanks! I prefer mine fresh, crunchy, and free!
/r/Frugal_JerkSo long losers time to harvest those sweet, sweet calories
/r/Frugal_JerkOnly fatcats would say this years supply of food sitting on the safety net under the subway line is out of reach.
/r/Frugal_JerkLook at this fatcat, wasting good protein like it's grime on a windshield.
/r/Frugal_JerkFat cats at school dare to throwaway such a bounty
/r/Frugal_JerkJust call me Oysters Rockefeller from now on
/r/Frugal_JerkSweet, something to go with the thanksgiving leftovers
/r/Frugal_JerkThis frustrated guy knows what it's like when the fatcats hog all those calories. I feel your pain dude.
/r/Frugal_Jerkto waste a single morsel of food is a crime! ten million have bravely died in the field!
/r/Frugal_JerkIs this good deal? I think it comes with the backpack too. Not that I could afford it, but one can dream.