Someone found the mother load, what a fat cat
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JACKPOT! Set for life!
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Stay thrifty just like this my fellow lentil loving scavengers.
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A bounty of calories. Later boys, I’m off to fatcatsville.
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So long peasants I just came into my inheritance
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Fat Cat just left this bounty sitting here
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This is how we lose them boys
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The people at r/trashy failed to recognize this frugal warrior'as resource maximization.
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Boyfriend really wanted to get take out so we treated ourselves to some delicious ice soup (free spoon!) from local gas station. Best anniversary meal ever.
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Fed for life lads
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I am willing to pay $300 for headphones but too cheap to get them properly repaired so that I don't get electrocuted. Either way, I think it looks great and if anything, adds extra clout!
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I’ve hit the motherload
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Its gunna be a good day boys!
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Protein-stealing fatcats at Chipotle!
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Look at this fatcat showing off his bountiful harvest!
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Found this delectable banquet waiting for me at my local cookout. Luckily I was able to snag a few bites before management shoed me away.
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Words to live by
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Free Cows you comrades in US (unfortunatelly in Europe, cannot travel)! Go get' em! Middlebury, Vermont
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Look at this vulgar display of wealth. The fat cats are literally EATING MONEY now.
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You can't imagine my fortune today. I now have free meat and nuts....
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Looks like I found lunch for the rest of the year if not 2.
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Free Food at McDonald's HACK (must try)
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See you in Australia, suckers
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Fast lane to fat cat: check your abandoned buildings for prequel crisps.
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they MOCK us
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As if to spit on all of our fortunes, this fatcat has placed a lifetime supply of protein in front of his grotesque wealth.
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Only fat cats get the privilege of death
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The elites can’t stop us from collecting the FREE park protein. Think of all the calories!
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I need no cheese . Mountain Dew does the job
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