We’re set for life, boys!
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Just another fatcat accessing his vast currency stacks. Nothing to see here.
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Found some bargain toilet paper!
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This fatcat finally got some milk. If only I could open the lid.
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It's the thought that counts 😍😍😍
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My pantry just got an extra dose of protein, all on it's own. See you later, numb nuts!
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Who let this go to waste???
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Free food tastes way better than food you pay for.
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Fat cat coworker was going to throw away this bounty that would last my kin millennia
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See you on the other side, boys. I'm a fat cat now.
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Alas I’ve found enough calories to keep me alive for the next 5 days, see you later PEASANTS
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Felt entrepreneurial and fashioned a guitar pick using an expired gift card, a sharpened thigh bone of an unknown animal, and perfectly good grippy tape from the medical waste bin. How much do you guys think this would sell for?
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Fat cats trough the ages
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Go to your local recycle dump for free calories!
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This chef is one of us
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Ran out of calories and collapsed at college, so my parents placed my body in the car and drove me to their fatcat home. See you in hell, losers!
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Cut through my cheese bag while using it as a cutting board. Taped it right up.
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See you jerks later! I’ve been bestowed Fat Cat status with enough calories for my family and I for all of eternity!
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How is it that we live in a society where the wealthy are able to get away with such extravagance?!
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Someone spilled these Tums on the floor. They contain few calories, so I'm using them to woo a fatcat lentilmama into hopefully reciprocating with real, nutrient-rich candy.
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Less than one month until retirement!
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Looks like keratin is back on the menu, boys!
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Multiple gfs during Valentine’s? 1 newspaper and 1 bag of frozen blueberries does the job
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these people are upset? LOL
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i found this at my work parking lot i’ll be able to feed my family for generations. see ya later losers
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Suffering from male pattern baldness? Steal a mop from the janitor's closet!
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This packet will feed us or the rest of our lives.
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Hope this helps someone!
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Thread about security questions and answers. Are you fully budgeting properly?
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Unlimited free calories from McDonalds! We are blessed!
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