Looks like Wine is back on the menu boys.
/r/Frugal_JerkThis is it boys! Some Fatcat must be in tears! IM RICH
/r/Frugal_JerkSome fatcat left free had enough calories to leave one of them alive
/r/Frugal_JerkDamn fatcats are passing up free food right on their doorstep
/r/Frugal_JerkEating out is now in-budget.
/r/Frugal_JerkOh happy day! The grocery store managers have heard my prayers.
/r/Frugal_JerkLook at this fat cat throwing out all that free cloth. You could probably make a whole pair of pants WITH pockets with all that.
/r/Frugal_JerkOn this glorious day the gods have blessed me with a glistening culinary delight of such splendorous color and decadent flavor that I had never before dared to dream such a thing possible outside of the heavenly realm.
/r/Frugal_JerkCheap, vibrant, and fresh meat for tonight's supper!
/r/Frugal_JerkThe best thing about hot summers are the free cooking surfaces. I take my eggs sunny side up
/r/Frugal_JerkSome fool legod their Eggo, and now I have calories for the week!
/r/Frugal_JerkWhich fat cats have shrimp to waste? So much protein, I could feed my family for generations.
/r/Frugal_JerkWhy is he so goddamn picky? A calorie is a calorie, yeesh.
/r/Frugal_JerkRockefeller here just waving his feast around... I wish I had the calories to spare and find his lost fortune!
/r/Frugal_JerkIf I hadn't digested my teeth years ago I'd have a decades worth of desert with those marshmallows. But I'm just glad to have the bounty of predigested food instead.
/r/Frugal_JerkThe halls of Valhalla are opened to us, a feast for all eternity
/r/Frugal_JerkScored companionship today.
/r/Frugal_JerkHealthcare for life, who wants in on this?
/r/Frugal_JerkI'm riding like two inches higher after finding this hidden gem
/r/Frugal_JerkFat cat shows off millennia worth of protein
/r/Frugal_JerkFat cat drops a feast on the bus
/r/Frugal_JerkHey guys check this fat cat out! It’s disgusting!
/r/Frugal_JerkLook how these fat cats guard their treasure trove behind lock and key
/r/Frugal_JerkThis fat cat could feed a family of four for a week with this “smooth, and creamy Mexican vanilla”. Waste not, want not.
/r/Frugal_JerkHe's gonna be eating well tonight
/r/Frugal_JerkJust gonna leave this here...
/r/Frugal_JerkGot my hands on a big jar of wasps, we’re feasting like kings tonight friends!
/r/Frugal_JerkLook at this fat cat complaining about this miraculous windfall.
/r/Frugal_JerkThis guy took out a power transformer and now my family cab eat for a month. Plus, he's fully cooked!
/r/Frugal_Jerkrate my todays bounty