We’re set for life, boys!
/r/Frugal_JerkJust another fatcat accessing his vast currency stacks. Nothing to see here.
/r/Frugal_JerkFound some bargain toilet paper!
/r/Frugal_JerkThis fatcat finally got some milk. If only I could open the lid.
/r/Frugal_JerkIt's the thought that counts 😍😍😍
/r/Frugal_JerkMy pantry just got an extra dose of protein, all on it's own. See you later, numb nuts!
/r/Frugal_JerkWho let this go to waste???
/r/Frugal_JerkFree food tastes way better than food you pay for.
/r/Frugal_JerkFat cat coworker was going to throw away this bounty that would last my kin millennia
/r/Frugal_JerkSee you on the other side, boys. I'm a fat cat now.
/r/Frugal_JerkAlas I’ve found enough calories to keep me alive for the next 5 days, see you later PEASANTS
/r/Frugal_JerkFelt entrepreneurial and fashioned a guitar pick using an expired gift card, a sharpened thigh bone of an unknown animal, and perfectly good grippy tape from the medical waste bin. How much do you guys think this would sell for?
/r/Frugal_JerkFat cats trough the ages
/r/Frugal_JerkGo to your local recycle dump for free calories!
/r/Frugal_JerkThis chef is one of us
/r/Frugal_JerkRan out of calories and collapsed at college, so my parents placed my body in the car and drove me to their fatcat home. See you in hell, losers!
/r/Frugal_JerkCut through my cheese bag while using it as a cutting board. Taped it right up.
/r/Frugal_JerkSee you jerks later! I’ve been bestowed Fat Cat status with enough calories for my family and I for all of eternity!
/r/Frugal_JerkHow is it that we live in a society where the wealthy are able to get away with such extravagance?!
/r/Frugal_JerkSomeone spilled these Tums on the floor. They contain few calories, so I'm using them to woo a fatcat lentilmama into hopefully reciprocating with real, nutrient-rich candy.
/r/Frugal_JerkLess than one month until retirement!
/r/Frugal_JerkLooks like keratin is back on the menu, boys!
/r/Frugal_JerkMultiple gfs during Valentine’s? 1 newspaper and 1 bag of frozen blueberries does the job
/r/Frugal_Jerkthese people are upset? LOL
/r/Frugal_Jerki found this at my work parking lot i’ll be able to feed my family for generations. see ya later losers
/r/Frugal_JerkSuffering from male pattern baldness? Steal a mop from the janitor's closet!
/r/Frugal_JerkThis packet will feed us or the rest of our lives.
/r/Frugal_JerkHope this helps someone!
/r/Frugal_JerkThread about security questions and answers. Are you fully budgeting properly?
/r/Frugal_JerkUnlimited free calories from McDonalds! We are blessed!