Awkwardly ask random people to cut your hair for only the cost of cake and your dignity.
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One simple trick to get a year of protein with only an umbrella and some string
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Look at this top one percenter!
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My furry friend and I are gonna eat like kings this year. L8r nerds
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A bounty sure to last for several years!
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Today I'm mortgage free at 27!
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Looks like meats back on the menu boys!
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Look at this fat cat flaunting this wonderous meal.
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Some fatcat left this absolute FEAST on the stairs of my dorm. I’m eating good tonight!
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Party behind my friends tent tonight!! Y’all invited
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Free protein for life! Upper-class here I come; so-long jerks.
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Ha! These cat cats didn't eat their bread, and now it's all mine!
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This fat cat had so much food he went and built house with it.
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Some trust fund just FED my fam for the next 2 weeks
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This morning I went back to my first love the Hampton inn and sat at the first table I ever enjoyed a free hotel breakfast without paying, the Hampton selection has improved so much they even have a waffle iron now and smoothies!
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I’ll never have to eat again, see you later peasants!
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Fatcats buy their grapes at a store, these all natural ones have more antioxidants anyways at a fraction of the price. Suck on that Bezos.
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Had a free breakfast again, this time at the comfort inn without paying for a room!
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Wasteful glutton at University of Massachusetts Lowell
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Fat cat blessed me! See ya later suckers!
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Fatcat flaunting his egregious luxury
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I have transcended the propaganda and just feast on 12 minutes of sunlight a day, have you?
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Got some fresh headphones from my school’s bathroom!
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Fat fancy puss finds nourishment and dies anyway!
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Never thought I could be so lucky, dream big win big. So long suckas!
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Envious of the calories this fat cat is hoarding in their fatty tissue.
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The world's oldest bread loaves
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At least a decade's worth of protein just laying there! Jackpot!
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Celebrating my cake day early, fam!
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Save a fortune in Christmas presents
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