Some gourmet desserts laddies
/r/Frugal_JerkThe Chinese have mastered the art of frugality. Like a better version of Mitis, they are able to create millions of calories from literal shit.
/r/Frugal_JerkThey are Fat Cat livin' with no remorse
/r/Frugal_JerkFor those fatcats who can afford a BED, a way to be frugal about mattress size.
/r/Frugal_JerkTwo pizza crusts, some brandy and a ring pop.
/r/Frugal_JerkRaisin burger with peanut bun
/r/Frugal_JerkFat Cats paying $30 to learn the carefully guarded secrets of this subreddit.
/r/Frugal_JerkFat cats of the bible bragging about their grains.
/r/Frugal_JerkCouldn't afford to waste the calories to collect this bountiful feast, first come first serve.
/r/Frugal_JerkIf you’re not yet living in a puddle under an overpass, this video could possibly save you from starvation.
/r/Frugal_Jerkas if they need to specify? who else drives an actual car to a place with actual food anyway?
/r/Frugal_JerkFatcat bird steals my months worth of calories in tacos whilst I smuggle myself through a US port of entry after fleeing starvation.
/r/Frugal_JerkThis father's me and mine will be enjoying this feast like royalty on Christmas day.
/r/Frugal_JerkFat cat neighbor just gave these to me. I'm on my way up. Peace out plebs !
/r/Frugal_JerkRock-afeller flat-cat here has no concept of what musicians actually get paid!
/r/Frugal_JerkUnlimited calories from now on, fat cats LITERALLY LEAVE CALORIES EVERYWHERE at McDonald's, Im moving up poorboys
/r/Frugal_JerkFound this delicacy under the chair. Tonight we will dine like kings.
/r/Frugal_JerkI am sick to death of these fat cats on the front page. 4 dollars isn't alot to these people. I nearly spat out the shaving of lentil I am having as my bi-yearly meal.
/r/Frugal_Jerki have found a bounty of calories PLUS a dollar on the top. i have ascended to the wealth of bezos. i’ll remember you all
/r/Frugal_JerkSee you bois later
/r/Frugal_JerkI may have lost my wallet, but asking my local council to let me bin raid has left me with untold riches.
/r/Frugal_JerkIf only I had the body of a fat cat I could steal their lentils. But alas the rich get richer
/r/Frugal_JerkSo long suckers, I’ve just hit the mother load
/r/Frugal_JerkFellas, if we all chip in, we could buy a gallon of gas that would last us a millennia!
/r/Frugal_JerkI hit the jackpot and found an ENTIRE pinto bean in my bag of rice! I’ll treat myself to a feast and freeze half of it for next year
/r/Frugal_JerkSee you later losers, just found enough food to feed me and my family for three generations.
/r/Frugal_JerkStill have a house and a job? Save money on water with this simple trick!
/r/Frugal_JerkHow to get free grapes
/r/Frugal_JerkNEVER turn down free calories
/r/Frugal_Jerksaving on graduation pics