The easy way out
/r/ItemShopReality bending knife. Upon contact with any object turns it into edible cake. Cake stats and taste parameters are proportional to the ones of the original object, although the conversation rate is still unknown.
/r/ItemShopTo-mas 5.51: (legendary item) drops from: "Thomas, the faceless train of torment" boss. +150 steam damage, -50 holiness
/r/ItemShopIdeal companion for walks.
/r/ItemShopBluetooth Doggles- summons the ability to control any doggo that it is equipped with.
/r/ItemShopPokemon Rainbow +1200 childhopd memories +61 happiness
/r/ItemShopKNerf, tricks enemy on being friendly, +100 stealth -50 damage
/r/ItemShopSCP 2583 - can turn any item in your inventory into a cake which will heal depending on the item's weight.
/r/ItemShoplego shoe, +100 kicking damage
/r/ItemShopThe Ring of Aurora, +10 to frost attacks, gives you the ability to light up the night sky allowing you to see 900ft into darkness.
/r/ItemShopBaby Shield: Negates all effects and attacks baby class enemies- +130 defense otherwise- +190 defense from hydromancy- 150 gold pieces- can be obtained at the Baby Protection Market
/r/ItemShopSorry if repost but UWUZI, shots suppressed and turned into anime girl moans, +15 stealth
/r/ItemShopSovietaur: Has a 75% chance of attracting a new party member, +15% health gained when consuming potions
/r/ItemShopMagic cake silverware. Transform all edible items into cake. +50 tastiness, +30 deception, -20 fitness
/r/ItemShopToddler tamers, +60 str, -20 spe to toddler companions
/r/ItemShopAlmighty meal, description in the comments
/r/ItemShopWeather forecasting stone (make stats in comments)
/r/ItemShopThe Communist Guitar: play it once and melt the hearts of anything around you, once played pass it to someone else in the party
/r/ItemShopDuck gun. + 20 confusion, has a 10% chance to summon a pet duck when shot.
/r/ItemShopKnife of the Baker. Passive: Cake cut (derived from the touch of Midas), Transforms any object into cake when applied to cut it.
/r/ItemShopHomeBaked Excalibur: The Middle Twix Lv.1/3-Legendary Blade(Sentient); Heals +40 HP/Turn; +30 Attack DMG; +2 Actions/Turn. Extra Actions: Mass Team Heal(2d3+CON), Block[Reduces DMG Taken by 15%(Round up)] & Fling(Launch Sheath at Enemy; +10 DMG). Item Levels up w/ User; a bit Difficult to Wield.
/r/ItemShopMaster chiefs ancient headpiece: +20 hp / +50 ranged accuracy / +10 melee damage / +35 inspiration / has a chance to summon hologram that confuses enemy's
/r/ItemShop+200 cuteness, -100 mobility
/r/ItemShopLevel one N-Word pass. Minimal destruction, intended for civilian use. (Can be bought from licensed "pass" dealer.) Stats: 50dmg to Caucasian class. 30 DMG to Slavic class (Russian, finnish, polish, etc) 40 DMG to Asian class. No DMG to black class and gives a rage buff to black class. Cost: 320 USD
/r/ItemShopMini ATM: carry this in your pocket, insert the small card and withdraw only 100$, starts on cool down, any money withdrawn matches the currency used locally
/r/ItemShopArcanum of fallen birds. +10 while rolling knowledge checks, +50% protection from all bird type creatures.
/r/ItemShopStone: +2 dead birds