Companion: Mountaindewlorian +75% accuracy with pistols and snipers. +75% attack damage against Jawas or when baby yoda is in danger. -25% carisma (speech) talking to droids.
/r/ItemShopSteel toe boots. +75% defense. +1,000,000,000,000% seduction.
/r/ItemShopCompanion. Head grows back supplying an infinite supply of gross asparagus. +50 intimidation when head is grown.
/r/ItemShopThe Forbidden Sushi Roll, +70 HP, +30 MP, -Poison for 20 Seconds, -Morals. Can be purchased by the Japanese Merchant or from Loots
/r/ItemShopAK-360 || +80 Damage, -100 Mobility, -90 Stealth
/r/ItemShopthe boot of blinding speed [+120% speed / -1 vision / hear debuff / enemies take longer to detect you
/r/ItemShopLeaf armor +5000 likeliness to repost an image
/r/ItemShopSheep of doom
/r/ItemShoptesla-coil lighter +10coolness +100 zappy zap -10 swim speed
/r/ItemShopMafia samurai /used as a special attack
/r/ItemShopCupcat :: +1 Companion, 20% Damage Reduction to headshots
/r/ItemShopSpitAR-15 (stats in comments)
/r/ItemShopForge of wonders
/r/ItemShopAutomatic Pringle Eater: +75 productivity, +30 creativity, +60 back strength, +35% chance of getting neck pain
/r/ItemShopThe boomstick +50 damage against deadites +5 to intimidation +50 to charm when paired with ash's blue shirt, khaki pants and chainsaw hand
/r/ItemShopThe horned Christmas hat +5 to cheer +5 to mischief (seasonal item)
/r/ItemShopUses chocolate; +10 vision; +19% money; 1 in 30 chance of rotting; +5 charisma
/r/ItemShopGalaxy Crystal, +Infinite Perception, but instantly kills the user if they're not hyper intelligent
/r/ItemShopShadow mask. +10 stealth -10 defense
/r/ItemShopCressed artifact: +4 nature attuning, +2 tinkering
/r/ItemShopGyno Spectacles, +100 seduction -50 sight
/r/ItemShopTrio gun +10 nostalgia +10 charisma -10 mobility
/r/ItemShopgod crab he give you holy hand grenade
/r/ItemShopMega straw +50 drinking speed
/r/ItemShopIce Gun : +30 Frost Damage, +20 stealth, -60 durability (-40 in cold), +40 shrapnel damage when thrown
/r/ItemShopLegendary Swedish headphones: +20 charisma, -1? hearing, makes you immune to Danish people.
/r/ItemShopButton of Death - Instant Death to anyone who wears the piece of clothing this item is sewn to.
/r/ItemShopNokia 8110 (Aka Banana Phone 2.0) +80 Defense +100 Boomerness
/r/ItemShopJesus's Aqua Shoes of Water walking Grants the ability to walk on water. (3 minute Use)
/r/ItemShopBacon of healing +5 to health -5 hunger