The easy way out
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Reality bending knife. Upon contact with any object turns it into edible cake. Cake stats and taste parameters are proportional to the ones of the original object, although the conversation rate is still unknown.
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To-mas 5.51: (legendary item) drops from: "Thomas, the faceless train of torment" boss. +150 steam damage, -50 holiness
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Bed
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Ideal companion for walks.
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Bluetooth Doggles- summons the ability to control any doggo that it is equipped with.
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Pokemon Rainbow +1200 childhopd memories +61 happiness
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Thicc Trucc
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KNerf, tricks enemy on being friendly, +100 stealth -50 damage
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SCP 2583 - can turn any item in your inventory into a cake which will heal depending on the item's weight.
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lego shoe, +100 kicking damage
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The Ring of Aurora, +10 to frost attacks, gives you the ability to light up the night sky allowing you to see 900ft into darkness.
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Baby Shield: Negates all effects and attacks baby class enemies- +130 defense otherwise- +190 defense from hydromancy- 150 gold pieces- can be obtained at the Baby Protection Market
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Sorry if repost but UWUZI, shots suppressed and turned into anime girl moans, +15 stealth
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Sovietaur: Has a 75% chance of attracting a new party member, +15% health gained when consuming potions
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Magic cake silverware. Transform all edible items into cake. +50 tastiness, +30 deception, -20 fitness
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Toddler tamers, +60 str, -20 spe to toddler companions
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Almighty meal, description in the comments
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Weather forecasting stone (make stats in comments)
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The Communist Guitar: play it once and melt the hearts of anything around you, once played pass it to someone else in the party
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Duck gun. + 20 confusion, has a 10% chance to summon a pet duck when shot.
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Knife of the Baker. Passive: Cake cut (derived from the touch of Midas), Transforms any object into cake when applied to cut it.
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HomeBaked Excalibur: The Middle Twix Lv.1/3-Legendary Blade(Sentient); Heals +40 HP/Turn; +30 Attack DMG; +2 Actions/Turn. Extra Actions: Mass Team Heal(2d3+CON), Block[Reduces DMG Taken by 15%(Round up)] & Fling(Launch Sheath at Enemy; +10 DMG). Item Levels up w/ User; a bit Difficult to Wield.
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Master chiefs ancient headpiece: +20 hp / +50 ranged accuracy / +10 melee damage / +35 inspiration / has a chance to summon hologram that confuses enemy's
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+200 cuteness, -100 mobility
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Level one N-Word pass. Minimal destruction, intended for civilian use. (Can be bought from licensed "pass" dealer.) Stats: 50dmg to Caucasian class. 30 DMG to Slavic class (Russian, finnish, polish, etc) 40 DMG to Asian class. No DMG to black class and gives a rage buff to black class. Cost: 320 USD
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Mini ATM: carry this in your pocket, insert the small card and withdraw only 100$, starts on cool down, any money withdrawn matches the currency used locally
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Unsee potion
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Arcanum of fallen birds. +10 while rolling knowledge checks, +50% protection from all bird type creatures.
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Stone: +2 dead birds
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