When you have played for 18 hours straight you can buy this from any of the stores for 5000 gold +100 water breathing +100 water resistance (if your a fire type you can't be hurt by water)
/r/ItemShopThe Magic Stick: +35 Intelligence, You can summon an iceberg
/r/ItemShopSike seed: +25 endurance -10 hunger
/r/ItemShopOne man army spell: +700 strength
/r/ItemShopUwU stik: Damage to furries x621
/r/ItemShopBag of the Void, grants infinite storage, speed minus 100
/r/ItemShopWooden Armor for your companion: +50 Camouflage, +20 defence, +10 luck. can be acquired through chopping trees in dark forests.
/r/ItemShopMagic fish: +100 max mana, +20hp
/r/ItemShopHentzi(50% damage, +8 mobility,25% critical hit.)The continuation of the Aheglock
/r/ItemShopBecel hardhat: +50 head protec, +86 saftey, bonus: resistance to mind control
/r/ItemShopAfter beating the game you realize that your not done. When you walk through the gate a person approaches you he gives you access to the kingdom of duck. When you enter the duck gives you 5 body gaurds they each have 200 health and 50 attack. Can be upgraded to have 2000 health and 500 attack
/r/ItemShopDescartes' parking ticket. Key item. +1 existing. Costs 10000 gold. Must be purchased before leaving the starting area.
/r/ItemShopHeavy Machine Car: lets you use heavy weapon, remove movement penalty. -15 to all stealth check
/r/ItemShopSpooky Bike: +100 nostalgia, -35 christmas, +75 swag
/r/ItemShopYou earn this through beating the treble clef and passing though the gate of music +100 charisma +1 bodyguard (anyone in a 20 meter radius immediately has any queen song stuck in their head until they leave the radius.) bodyguards stats: 500 singing (gradually raises your charisma and attitude)
/r/ItemShopChristmas gun(rare item) +356 dmg +100 hohoho -450 naughtyness, a rare drop from killing evil santa, has a chance to make your enemy wrapped for christmas
/r/ItemShopRabbit doll: +10 charisma +10 dexterity -5 luck
/r/ItemShopDance detecting sentry +5ft range +good defense
/r/ItemShopTHE Frosted Flake, +50 hp and Ice resistance for 5 turns.
/r/ItemShopGive stats and name
/r/ItemShopLVL 10 mount - 30% movement speed increase - 30g
/r/ItemShopM16wave, shoots radiative bullets while heals you with soggy pasta every 4 minutes
/r/ItemShopThe Divine Crackpipe: +100 stamina, God himself shines his divine light upon you (or so you believe)
/r/ItemShopSpider meow(give it a power)
/r/ItemShop+10 speed 57.9683 chance of poison
/r/ItemShopCrazy Frog Crucifix: Grants +10 holy damage to enemy memes. All afflicted memes gain a 'born-again' status effect, turning them against the opposing Redditor.
/r/ItemShopAncient Vicks VapoRub. +50 health. +20% stamina recovery (up to 1 minute). 1% chance of burning entire chest off when applied.
/r/ItemShopNovel "demon" pot plan containing dead chilli plant. +12 fire damage. +2 COT (cuteness over time) +16000 schovilles. Only dropped in lava dungeons.
/r/ItemShopFrostbite Mana Drain Aura reduces 2% of your mana per second when exposed
/r/ItemShopStrange odd vegetables (jarred) gives random side effects on user. 10% chance of salmonella