Bending Crystal, found underground, incredibly rare, tell me the stats I have no clue lol
/r/ItemShopIorn Flipflops: Used in that one fucking annoying water level, Relaxaton +50, Slowness +160, 40% chance of being poisoned every time they're equipped.
/r/ItemShopForg, +100000000 companionship
/r/ItemShopRobe of the Cashier +60 stealth
/r/ItemShopThicc sustenance utensil +40 thicc +20 lbs
/r/ItemShopThe chains of the people. Ignores armour, +50 base damage, deals an extra +10 splash damage to horde enemies, +10 intimidation, +10 daily democracy support while equipped. Strength 5 required.
/r/ItemShopMake up stats plz
/r/ItemShopWaifu sight: happiness +50, loneliness +500, accuracy +30
/r/ItemShopPot of smoke, when thrown enemy gets lung cancer.
/r/ItemShopWhen you have played for 18 hours straight you can buy this from any of the stores for 5000 gold +100 water breathing +100 water resistance (if your a fire type you can't be hurt by water)
/r/ItemShopThe Magic Stick: +35 Intelligence, You can summon an iceberg
/r/ItemShopSike seed: +25 endurance -10 hunger
/r/ItemShopOne man army spell: +700 strength
/r/ItemShopUwU stik: Damage to furries x621
/r/ItemShopBag of the Void, grants infinite storage, speed minus 100
/r/ItemShopWooden Armor for your companion: +50 Camouflage, +20 defence, +10 luck. can be acquired through chopping trees in dark forests.
/r/ItemShopMagic fish: +100 max mana, +20hp
/r/ItemShopHentzi(50% damage, +8 mobility,25% critical hit.)The continuation of the Aheglock
/r/ItemShopBecel hardhat: +50 head protec, +86 saftey, bonus: resistance to mind control
/r/ItemShopAfter beating the game you realize that your not done. When you walk through the gate a person approaches you he gives you access to the kingdom of duck. When you enter the duck gives you 5 body gaurds they each have 200 health and 50 attack. Can be upgraded to have 2000 health and 500 attack
/r/ItemShopDescartes' parking ticket. Key item. +1 existing. Costs 10000 gold. Must be purchased before leaving the starting area.
/r/ItemShopHeavy Machine Car: lets you use heavy weapon, remove movement penalty. -15 to all stealth check
/r/ItemShopSpooky Bike: +100 nostalgia, -35 christmas, +75 swag
/r/ItemShopYou earn this through beating the treble clef and passing though the gate of music +100 charisma +1 bodyguard (anyone in a 20 meter radius immediately has any queen song stuck in their head until they leave the radius.) bodyguards stats: 500 singing (gradually raises your charisma and attitude)
/r/ItemShopChristmas gun(rare item) +356 dmg +100 hohoho -450 naughtyness, a rare drop from killing evil santa, has a chance to make your enemy wrapped for christmas
/r/ItemShopRabbit doll: +10 charisma +10 dexterity -5 luck
/r/ItemShopDance detecting sentry +5ft range +good defense
/r/ItemShopTHE Frosted Flake, +50 hp and Ice resistance for 5 turns.
/r/ItemShopGive stats and name
/r/ItemShopLVL 10 mount - 30% movement speed increase - 30g
/r/ItemShopM16wave, shoots radiative bullets while heals you with soggy pasta every 4 minutes