Lifeguarding at an empty pool for 7 hours, give me something to laugh at
/r/RoastMe
22m, confidence levels higher than 0 for the first time in my adult life. Let's change that.
/r/RoastMe
20y/o. German Chinese gal. go for it.
/r/RoastMe
Celebrated our 3 year aniversary! I'm from Alabama and he's a yankee that fell in love with me. Make me regret leaving bama.
/r/RoastMe
All my mates call me "Ace" and I have tons and tons of girlfriends. Try to bring me down.
/r/RoastMe
26, always wondered what strangers hate about my face.
/r/RoastMe
23. Says nobody will roast him. Thinks he is literally unroastable. Cook this fool.
/r/RoastMe
Works at golf course for 7 years. Just graduated college and claims to be applying for jobs however works like 4-5 days every week.
/r/RoastMe
19yo dude. Got thrown out from my mum's home
/r/RoastMe
Currently attending art college + peaked at 18
/r/RoastMe
People say I’m cocky :) change that
/r/RoastMe
20 year old, Amazon worker with a Tom Brady poster in his room. “Do your worst reddit”
/r/RoastMe
(18F) got stood up and am sad. make me feel worse.
/r/RoastMe
Do your best/worst/whatever.
/r/RoastMe
Go for it !
/r/RoastMe
My buddy just dyed his hair and he is so proud. Make him come to his sense Reddit
/r/RoastMe
22MtF transitioning this winter
/r/RoastMe
My friend has daddy issues for days, so think of something else
/r/RoastMe
She says “make me cry”
/r/RoastMe
it's my cake day, make me regret being here for a year. There's also a lot of people that call me beautiful, make me cry.
/r/RoastMe
Nobody can roast me like I roast myself
/r/RoastMe
Best friends of 5 years, do your worst. (Gay jokes are overused)
/r/RoastMe
i just realied i have a crooked smile & in avoiding my game even though it deploys tomorrow
/r/RoastMe
20 year old weeb that can't keep a job for more than a month.
/r/RoastMe
I have diabetes so you can't call me entitled
/r/RoastMe
New job, moved out of home, and starting to surround myself with some amazing friends! Time to knock me down a peg!
/r/RoastMe
Fight me.
/r/RoastMe
Tryna get my feelings hurt, give it to me boys.
/r/RoastMe
My friend thinks he can get with any girl with the way he dresses. Seriously.
/r/RoastMe
Put me 6ft under, I should fit since I'm 5'6
/r/RoastMe