I've read all of them, over a period of 2 years. Done with them now, let this post be their farewell.
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Highschool drop out. Roast me
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I’m bored pls roast me
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Need to Be Roasted for the Bonfire of 2020
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(18) Lost contact with most of my friends during quarantine and later found out some of them talked shit about me behind my back anyway. I have a Zoom call with my therapist tonight, give me something else to talk about with her.
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My friend wants to be roasted. Oblige him
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[21M] I work a minimum wage job delivering pizzas, have never had a girlfriend, and currently contemplating dropping out of university after just 3 weeks. Make it hurt more than the herniated disc I had in my back
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Back again. 26 year old teacher from Namibia(Africa). Recently diagnostic with Schizotypal disorder. Single. Truly believe Harry Styles is my soulmate. Advanced sense of humor.
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My 27 year old brother. Metal head, single, and still lives at home. He believes his game with the ladies has no equal. He also believes the simpletons on this sub are beneath him. Do your worst.
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Don’t hold back 😡 (for a YouTube video)
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(23f) first time here! Be mean 😈❤️
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Man I love math and school, and Im unroastable, try me cuh
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The smile on my face when I get to take a half day at work. Roast me day 273/366
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19yo, just got tested for covid, the results will be in a few hours, wish me luck. also i’m having a lot of health issues due to my stress and i hope that making fun of myself will make me feel better.
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20F, wants to be a violinist, missing an eardrum due to 7 ear-related surgeries, my crush rejected me because of his ex, so roast the hell out of me please!
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43, Sporting my second Covid19 beard since lockdown started and in my hastely converted shed from where I now work. Hit me with the best you got.
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I’m 22 and I have achieved too much in my short life. I need to be humbled. Roast me Reddit
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It's my birthday, please go easy on me 😬
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28y/o, male, single and gamer. I wasn't able to find paper to use, so I used a soap box.
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Underconfident Indian man, just about to publish my first book and rather proud of my beard. Send me to the shadow realm Jimbos
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29, I got nothing going on in my life, so give me something to think about.
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Hi I’m 23, I live with my parents, and I watch anime and read manga all day. Bet you can’t hurt my feelings
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27M College Student. Hit me with your worst
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28M, heterosexual, navy officer, gamer, bored af, stuck with 16 other males onboard this piece of rust. Make me laugh with tears of sorrow!
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22, just graduated college, now a software engineer living with my parents. Do your worst, Reddit.
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Boring Monday with the boys looking for some entertainment roast me..
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Felt like a good boy today, why shouldn’t mommy give me tendies
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I'm way too sensitive... toughen me up
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Last place in Fantasy football gets you this lol. Congrats to me! I’m soooo excited (Randy voice)
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Tattoo on my face says mama tried and there's a match tattoo below it
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