He video called me from bed, naked and with another girl. (I answered from my toilet, lol.) He didn't wish me a happy birthday, we are exactly half a world apart and I still text him back every day. Go!
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Colombian, almost 31, in mandatory isolation. Do your worst.
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The good: I [21F] love what I do. The bad: studying and working 70+ hours a week even during quarantine. The ugly: my face
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18 yo, wannabe doctor, kind of scared from corona virus, cannot over a crush that already has a boyfriend, should be studying right now but busy doing this do your worst
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Made an account just for this.
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I wanna see what bored people say during quarantine about me
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Bored and avoiding writing an essay - do your worst!
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I’ve given my best to roasting people on here, but I think it is time for me to get brought down a notch. Hold nothing back.
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22, civil engineering student, have huge respect to Fidel Castro, play fm20 all day when I isolating myself. So roast me like there is no tomorrow.
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Can't leave because of Covid19, mom gave me a haircut. Now look at the result and give me your best roast!
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First year philosophy student and stuck up my ivory tower 24/77. Disabeled and queer how many opression points do I get?
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Just posted my girlfriend on here, figured it’s only fair to post myself. Give me your worst
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25(M) Nutrition Teacher and living in a small studio with 2 cats and my girlfriend. I like to play guitar and go to church. Give me a reason why there is no God.
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My girlfriend was brave enough to let me put a picture of her on here, give her your worst
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This can’t get worse than high school was, bring it!
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I’m one of the most well liked kids in my school. Sophomore going into junior. Have at it.
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dyed my hair myself and now looking like a tweaker. please destroy me
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21 years old. Professional dancer but work in casino. Planning to start sport training for months. Rest is up to you, show me what you got. 😃
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Straight outta Africa in search of rich pretty white women. Ladies, email me your details and you might get lucky.
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28, let's see if you can get anything else right, I know I didn't.
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please humble these quarantine queens
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I have the self confidence of 30 men. Literally nothing you could say would shake me in any capacity; I love myself too much
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3 eyebrow slits and the worst blonde hair you’ve ever seen wasn’t enough to cure my boredom. FUCK ME UP
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I’m a rockstar. Shake my world reddit, I deserve the entertainment
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22 M. lockdown got the group bored 🤷🏼‍♂️ roast me plz
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My ex, I thought I’d spend the rest of my life with, dumped me over the phone because he wanted to be single and got a new girlfriend shortly after, my cat took off in the same month and my only highlights nowadays are Animal Crossing and booze. Give me something else to cry about~ 27
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Got so bored of quarantine today that I dyed my eyebrows blue. Thought this would be a good time for this..
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Lost my dream job, make me feel something
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Shaved his head in isolation. Get him boys
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This mans pulled a cougar - explain how
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