Here goes nothing.. (26F) Can only count on two people in my life for emotional support because I can't afford therapy; my husband and my mother, and one of them recently changed their number so I can't contact them. Dental Hygienist student, ex stripper, stay at home mom. Turn the heat up.
/r/RoastMeFeeling pretty low tonight, let's all laugh at me together
/r/RoastMemake me cry more than usual (which is all the fucking time)
/r/RoastMeI peaked in middle management give me your worst
/r/RoastMe18 , bad skin , big nose , 137 pound (super skinny)
/r/RoastMeyes i do know i look like a drug addict. and putin. and macaulay culkin. now roast me
/r/RoastMe26 real estate agent, going out tonight, lets see how this goes
/r/RoastMeI'm 19, unemployed, live at home and draw cartoons all day. Roast me.
/r/RoastMe26, Aussie, living in brother's garage and I'm hungry, gimme a roast!
/r/RoastMePlease roast my edgy f*ckery. Have fun! ;P
/r/RoastMeOk, let's do this properly.
/r/RoastMeDo your best🙌
/r/RoastMeComp Sci student.Do your worst !
/r/RoastMeGo @ it
/r/RoastMeSince we had fun laughing at my roast this morning, my boss wants to be roasted. M/35, nothing really to say.
/r/RoastMeI like theater and everyone thinks I’m a lesbian. Which I can assure you I am not. Go off
/r/RoastMeAfter a party, my friend got so drunk he wanted to get roasted. Destroy him.
/r/RoastMeBored at work, fuck my life up
/r/RoastMeMale 18 amazing at dancing. Don’t think u can roast me but try.
/r/RoastMeGive me your best!! jordanian/american 23 yr old male, aspiring lawyer.
/r/RoastMeI would mention that I stylized my username incorrectly, but I asked my boyfriend to write it for me because I’m too insecure about my handwriting. Tear down my confidence so far I get roasted by the earth’s core. u/metal_illness
/r/RoastMeRoommate wanted to get roasted, give it to him!
/r/RoastMeAlways positive... see if you can crack that
/r/RoastMeOn the bus traveling to a speech and debate tournament (turned 18 six months ago). I'm feeling overly self-confident, so help me out with my humility. Also I have white privilege.
/r/RoastMeFresh into college and have never kissed a girl
/r/RoastMePlease something creative
/r/RoastMeComputer Science undergrad, weed enthusiast. Burn my friend who thinks no roast can kill him.
/r/RoastMeJust got signed to two modelling agencies, make them regret it
/r/RoastMeFound out I'm getting promoted next year. I'm feeling a bit too confident. Roast me like a thanksgiving turkey.
/r/RoastMeI'm bored am so have at it reddit