He video called me from bed, naked and with another girl. (I answered from my toilet, lol.) He didn't wish me a happy birthday, we are exactly half a world apart and I still text him back every day. Go!
/r/RoastMeColombian, almost 31, in mandatory isolation. Do your worst.
/r/RoastMeThe good: I [21F] love what I do. The bad: studying and working 70+ hours a week even during quarantine. The ugly: my face
/r/RoastMe18 yo, wannabe doctor, kind of scared from corona virus, cannot over a crush that already has a boyfriend, should be studying right now but busy doing this do your worst
/r/RoastMeMade an account just for this.
/r/RoastMeI wanna see what bored people say during quarantine about me
/r/RoastMeBored and avoiding writing an essay - do your worst!
/r/RoastMeI’ve given my best to roasting people on here, but I think it is time for me to get brought down a notch. Hold nothing back.
/r/RoastMe22, civil engineering student, have huge respect to Fidel Castro, play fm20 all day when I isolating myself. So roast me like there is no tomorrow.
/r/RoastMeCan't leave because of Covid19, mom gave me a haircut. Now look at the result and give me your best roast!
/r/RoastMeFirst year philosophy student and stuck up my ivory tower 24/77. Disabeled and queer how many opression points do I get?
/r/RoastMeJust posted my girlfriend on here, figured it’s only fair to post myself. Give me your worst
/r/RoastMe25(M) Nutrition Teacher and living in a small studio with 2 cats and my girlfriend. I like to play guitar and go to church. Give me a reason why there is no God.
/r/RoastMeMy girlfriend was brave enough to let me put a picture of her on here, give her your worst
/r/RoastMeThis can’t get worse than high school was, bring it!
/r/RoastMeI’m one of the most well liked kids in my school. Sophomore going into junior. Have at it.
/r/RoastMedyed my hair myself and now looking like a tweaker. please destroy me
/r/RoastMe21 years old. Professional dancer but work in casino. Planning to start sport training for months. Rest is up to you, show me what you got. 😃
/r/RoastMeStraight outta Africa in search of rich pretty white women. Ladies, email me your details and you might get lucky.
/r/RoastMe28, let's see if you can get anything else right, I know I didn't.
/r/RoastMeplease humble these quarantine queens
/r/RoastMeI have the self confidence of 30 men. Literally nothing you could say would shake me in any capacity; I love myself too much
/r/RoastMe3 eyebrow slits and the worst blonde hair you’ve ever seen wasn’t enough to cure my boredom. FUCK ME UP
/r/RoastMeI’m a rockstar. Shake my world reddit, I deserve the entertainment
/r/RoastMe22 M. lockdown got the group bored 🤷🏼♂️ roast me plz
/r/RoastMeMy ex, I thought I’d spend the rest of my life with, dumped me over the phone because he wanted to be single and got a new girlfriend shortly after, my cat took off in the same month and my only highlights nowadays are Animal Crossing and booze. Give me something else to cry about~ 27
/r/RoastMeGot so bored of quarantine today that I dyed my eyebrows blue. Thought this would be a good time for this..
/r/RoastMeLost my dream job, make me feel something
/r/RoastMeShaved his head in isolation. Get him boys
/r/RoastMeThis mans pulled a cougar - explain how