Here goes nothing.. (26F) Can only count on two people in my life for emotional support because I can't afford therapy; my husband and my mother, and one of them recently changed their number so I can't contact them. Dental Hygienist student, ex stripper, stay at home mom. Turn the heat up.
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Feeling pretty low tonight, let's all laugh at me together
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make me cry more than usual (which is all the fucking time)
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I peaked in middle management give me your worst
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18 , bad skin , big nose , 137 pound (super skinny)
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yes i do know i look like a drug addict. and putin. and macaulay culkin. now roast me
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26 real estate agent, going out tonight, lets see how this goes
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I'm 19, unemployed, live at home and draw cartoons all day. Roast me.
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26, Aussie, living in brother's garage and I'm hungry, gimme a roast!
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Please roast my edgy f*ckery. Have fun! ;P
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Ok, let's do this properly.
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Do your best🙌
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Comp Sci student.Do your worst !
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Go @ it
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Since we had fun laughing at my roast this morning, my boss wants to be roasted. M/35, nothing really to say.
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I like theater and everyone thinks I’m a lesbian. Which I can assure you I am not. Go off
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After a party, my friend got so drunk he wanted to get roasted. Destroy him.
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Bored at work, fuck my life up
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Male 18 amazing at dancing. Don’t think u can roast me but try.
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Give me your best!! jordanian/american 23 yr old male, aspiring lawyer.
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I would mention that I stylized my username incorrectly, but I asked my boyfriend to write it for me because I’m too insecure about my handwriting. Tear down my confidence so far I get roasted by the earth’s core. u/metal_illness
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Roommate wanted to get roasted, give it to him!
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Always positive... see if you can crack that
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On the bus traveling to a speech and debate tournament (turned 18 six months ago). I'm feeling overly self-confident, so help me out with my humility. Also I have white privilege.
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Fresh into college and have never kissed a girl
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Please something creative
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Computer Science undergrad, weed enthusiast. Burn my friend who thinks no roast can kill him.
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Just got signed to two modelling agencies, make them regret it
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Found out I'm getting promoted next year. I'm feeling a bit too confident. Roast me like a thanksgiving turkey.
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I'm bored am so have at it reddit
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