i pee on old men for a living. roast me. 💦
/r/RoastMeY’all probably suck at roasting
/r/RoastMeIm starting to get confident in myself. Bring my self image back down as much as yall can, please.
/r/RoastMeAn amputee gamer who lifts to compensate. Tear my other leg off.
/r/RoastMe21 year old poly sci major who can’t stop listening to Lil Peep
/r/RoastMeBack again after many years for a third roasting - burn me to a crisp my dudes (previous account was Paprika91)
/r/RoastMeIt’s my birthday today. Do your worst and do better than bob and vegana 😂
/r/RoastMeI’m bulletproof try and roast me
/r/RoastMe32 year old ICU nurse, make me sad at my shift tonight so I can tone down my obnoxiously cheerful attitude.
/r/RoastMe21, Just moved out, feeling pretty good. Bring me back down
/r/RoastMeThis is a friend of mine. She doesn't have reddit but wanted to post this. Do your worst.
/r/RoastMe19 y/o, I go to college as a Bio Major (shocking). Doing this so my friends can get the courage to do so as well, fuck me up!
/r/RoastMe19 y/o college sophomore and psych major with a metal hip. do your worst!
/r/RoastMeMy mate thinks he’s “roast-proof”. Take him down a notch please.
/r/RoastMeTwitch chat said "down syndrome Ed Sheeran," but reddit can do better
/r/RoastMeI am... inevitable
/r/RoastMeI’m bored in the office. Come at me!
/r/RoastMeFeeling really good today - got to my first one year anniversary today of all my jobs I’ve ever had. I get all the ladies. Please humble me!!
/r/RoastMe23, portuguese, he's a metalhead that recently got a degree in sound engineering. He barely sees without glasses, loves hair products and has braces for 10 years. Fire until he burns, boys!
/r/RoastMeToday I turned 24, gave up being a vegetarian and found out I have carpal tunnel. Roast me more than my family does on a daily basis.
/r/RoastMeAfter churning petty upvotes through roasting, I've decided to jump into the real game B). Show this egoistic idiot his place!
/r/RoastMeDo your worst.
/r/RoastMe21, portuguese, just got a degree in filmmaking. He takes care of his moustache every day and loves Pokémon as much as Alabama loves incest. Light up the oven
/r/RoastMeA 21 year old bellend. Roast me.
/r/RoastMeMiddle-aged mom at that point where I no longer care what strangers think so do your best because I want to laugh today!
/r/RoastMeThe last time I posted you disappointed me, but I'll give ya all a second chance. It's my cake day, let's celebrate with a good fuckin' roast!
/r/RoastMeI missed my cake day, have lost 135 pounds since joining end me.
/r/RoastMe27, Scottish, photographer, can't grow a beard. Roast me.
/r/RoastMe32 loner, bored at work and lonely af in life. Hit me up with the best you got, fam!