SLPT - As long as the police are completely sure you are unarmed, you can pretty much do whatever you want with no consequences.
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LPT: How to make a lot of money
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SLPT: Well this covers just about everything
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SLPT don’t hit little animals with your car they’ll pay you afterwards
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SLPT: Stop Trump from knowing where you are by disabling the government trackers on you car.
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SLPT: No headphone jack? Drill your own!
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SLPT: Our time has come 2020
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SLPT when or if you become parents don't watch your child...
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SLPT: if you're scared of mice, just eat them.
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SLPT for anyone going into the mountains
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SLPT: Normal CPR getting boring, try putting the unconscious person on top of you for a challenge
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SLPT: Saving some awkward looks from your girlfriend when waking up.
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SLPT: No need to thank me
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SLPT: Apply garlic to a freshly opened wound to immediately intensify the pain
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LPT: Stand up to the diseases
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SLPT: How to protect your personal space
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SLPT Get $5 off on your next purchase
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SLPT: Use scientific data to chart your success!
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LPT if you get Alzheimer’s, just forget.
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SLPT: Drive around with this written on your car in a nice neighborhood, and keep changing the date in an effort to obtain some grain
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SLPT: Put A Plastic Bag Over Your Head To Make You Pass Out So Work Feels Shorter
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SLPT: Apple hates this one simple trick!
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SLPT: Don't let the government find out!
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SLPT: How to smoke healthy.
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SLPT Thanks Oreos
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SLPT: Free scarves
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SLPT: From Facebook
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LPT: A cheaper form of entertainment.
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SLPT: Keep bugs and viruses away from your PC by washing your hard drive with warm water and lots of soap.
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