SLPT: and if they start dying in their homes, you know what happens next.
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SLPT: How to address people
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SLPT if they come across turtles wit garbage in their nostrils they know wut to do
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SLPT; Can’t break into a locked place? Melt the fucking lock.
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SLPT: is your kid being made fun of at school for having prominent ears? Fix that shit in a jiffy with some adhesive and velcro today!
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SLPT: How to remember your dreams
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SLPT: Are you bothered by your ears sticking out? If so, do this!
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SLPT: Sick of people judging you for drinking alone? Use your empties to build yourself a friend.
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SLPT To overcome depression.
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SLPT: This.
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SLPT: Fake your tire being flat to get out of work
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SLPT attach rubber chickens to your bumber to alert you if you're about to crash
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[SLPT] For a fun day in, swing your children from the fan instead!
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SLPT: how to open a bag of chips if you’re an amputee
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SLPT: Drink bleach to cure yourself of autism. In a couple of hours it will also cure yourself of life!
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SLPT: Nice to see I have been doing one thing right. 🤪
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SLPT: Here's how you can have fiery sex!
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SLPT: Dentist Hack
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SLPT to extend your life
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SLPT: Instead of wasting money on food, spend $2.30 on a gallon of gas and feed yourself for the rest of your life!
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SLPT: Can’t find a woman to marry? Rape a young virgin woman, pay her father 50 silver pieces and you will be forced to marry her without divorce forever.
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SLPT: How to maintain efficiency throughout your day
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SLPT: Avoid your debts by ruining your car
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SLPT: If you’re too lazy to make yourself something to eat, drink gasoline.
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