This explains it all
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Having to use Apple Configurator to do anything.
/r/Sysadminhumor
You can't skip purchasing approval just because it's an emergency! You'll get fired!
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System administrator sword
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I think my company's DB may be throwing a fit
/r/Sysadminhumor
If you leave your computer unlocked X gonna give it to ya
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Slogan of a local vendor. They never abbreviate it.
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I can fix that
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When a software deployment errors with success you know its screwed!
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My IT guy
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Found on the whiteboard this morning
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Baltimore
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looking at you baltimore
/r/Sysadminhumor
Are you futzing with me?
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The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice.
/r/Sysadminhumor
It's been sitting at 100% CPU for 10 minutes already...
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Well that's one strike...
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This belong here¿
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just about sums it up
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You get a public address, they get a public address, public address for everyone
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Again... Really!!!
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I like to pretend I'm firing my servers as I retire them. Goodbye Server 2008.
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Spared no expense
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The Cloud
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Firefox on an ARM-device
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When your Nest Camera catches AT&T breaking your Internets
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Windows Update
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When I go to The Géant wall in Morlaix
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Friendly reminder: you never know what the future holds.
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Who knows what the future holds.
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