Managing SFB in a nutshell
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Colleague added disk to server
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Me while I watch the App support technicians diagnose an issue that's not in their KB
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This happened to me every single day.. I may need a new keyboard or new fingers
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We must not forget the toil of our storage comrades
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Yep, that's me!
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Only a real sysadmin will understand
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That's a nice $erver you have there. It would be a shame if someone were to... Update it.
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Adding 💩.domain.local
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Procmon: the Hail Mary
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Hey, Chris. Why can't I connect to our data servers?
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I suppose I don't strictly need to keep all my music on my computer
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Choose your protocol wisely
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Describe your sex life with a HTTP response status code
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Leaning tower of cat5s
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Bored cable techs can be dangerous, or artistic
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What you would get if you gave the "action movie hacker" his own film
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user lost their laptop
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My Infant needs a new commit. Used wrong sleep function the first time! (Credit co-worker for the awesome onesie).
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you can tell IBM has this "Cloud" thing all figured out
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Haha that’s the sex number
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IOPS
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Ironic cabling
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That explains it.
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Probably fake but still humorous wifi 5Ghz
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The scariest of all Halloweens
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Blue screen of death
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New style VGA port.
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Now to sort by date and... god dammit, Microsoft
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Newest Connector for Network-Printer
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