Starving to death this goodboy ventures out on a quest for tendies in this trying time. For him and for all m’gentlesirs. Once his labors are finished he will be able to return home to nurse his malnourished frame. Bitch mommy will have no choice but to award home with a lifetime of goodboy points.
/r/TendiesBITCH MOMMY FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL FOR MY MALNOURISHED 564 LBS FRAME
/r/TendiesGuys im fat
/r/TendiesMy pissy jug is also a canteen for dewy for when taking long expeditions to kentucky fried tendies.
/r/TendiesGourmet tendies with hunny missy
/r/TendiesM'goodboys and m'ladies, what's your opinion on the other kinds of Mtn. Dew? Like, not the original?
/r/TendiesM’goodboy needs dewy Doritos to many aim his healthy frame
/r/TendiesM’goodboy spreading truth about vegetals
/r/TendiesM'goodboy looking very malnourished, in desperate need of tendies and hunny mussy
/r/TendiesReminder to never consume a vegetal, or even a seed. You may become severely anorexic such as m’goodboy.
/r/TendiesReeeeeeeeeeing through the danger zone.
/r/TendiesBITCH MOMMY TOOK AWAY MY COMPUTER AAND FORCED ME TO GO OUTSIDE. KNICKER DADDY CHADDY TYRONE IS STEALING MY TENDIES BECAUSE HES BLACK AND LIKES CHICKEN!!!! IM GUNNA SHOOT UP MY FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL WHEN SPRING BREAK ENDS!!!!!
/r/Tendiessometimes i leave the command centre
/r/TendiesMummy keeps threatening to call the Blue Wee-Woos, but her Precious Boy isn't scared of puny little Freedom Seeds when he has an Incvincible Warrior Frame.
/r/TendiesAnother goodboy who failed to reach his potential. Too many vegetals, this poor model is practically starving to death.
/r/TendiesM'goodboy needs nuggies, stat
/r/TendiesGood boys, m'tendie plants are starting to sprout from the crumbs! Soon bitchmummy won't have to bring me as many tendies.
/r/TendiesListen to M’goodboy be happy
/r/Tendiesboy gets slapped in public and remains K.O
/r/TendiesGood boy needs his chicken nuggies
/r/TendiesWhen the tendies are served!!!
/r/TendiesA moment of silence for the goodest of m'goodboys, who gave his only begotten tendie, so that we may accrue GBP and have everlasting healthy frames.
/r/TendiesM'goodboys, mum got me 5 bags of the good stuff.
/r/TendiesGot a job
/r/TendiesMOMMU I WANT CHICKEN TENDIES NOW!!!!!!!!!
/r/TendiesA feast for only the goodest of boys
/r/TendiesM’boy May never see another tendie again
/r/TendiesIs that your final answer?
/r/TendiesTime to show off your glorious Tendie collection m’goodboys