Conservatives: Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays/Marriage
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Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals
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Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'
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Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds
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The Onion Presents The Topical
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Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl
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Landmark Supreme Court Decision Lets Americans Cram Cash Directly Into Politicians' Mouths
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Media Company Lays Off Dozens Of Unskilled Bloggers
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In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant At Nation
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Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet'
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Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor
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Census Visits Providing Shut-Ins Once-A-Decade Chance For Human Interaction
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Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game
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Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?
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US Schools Trail World In Child Soldier Aptitude
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Newsroom : 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night
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Can You Hapless Fuckwits At Least Handle An Omelette?
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Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past
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Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot
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Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep With Goat Brain
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Newsroom : Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations
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Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast Of Maine
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Poll Reveals GOP Nomination Now Two-Way Race Between Mitt Romney, Total Voter Apathy
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Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital
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Open Relationship Gives Couple Freedom To Emotionally Drain Other People From Time To Time
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Quit Whining And Put On A Goddamn Coat: My Journey - Onion Talks - Ep. 8
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China Launches First Willing Manned Mission Into Space
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