Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across U.S., Nation Panicking
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BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Infants Guilt And Injury Free
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Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq
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More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas
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Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again
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Report: Baby Skull Jewelry May Be Linked To Violence
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Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
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Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman
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Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult
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Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
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PROOF THAT AMERICA IS POISONING ITS WATER SUPPLY
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12 Year Old Boy Scouts Ofer Free Breast Exams
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Porking across America is the best thing the Onion has ever done (along with sex house)
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Let us never forget the legendary David “Kim” Parker
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Onion Talks: Hypothetically It Would Be Okay To Have Sex With A Robot Dog
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How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly
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The Onion called it: America Needs a Moat (...filled with alligators)
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Onion Explains: Putin's Russia
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U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt
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Panel Of Caged Average Americans Weigh In On Economy
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Tensions Mount After North Korea Destroys All Of Asia
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New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner
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Congress Forgets How To Pass A Law
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Joe Biden Hitchhikes To Democratic National Convention
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The Onion Reviews 'Ghostbusters'
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Weather Channel Accused of Pro-Weather Bias
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U.S. Border Patrol Increases Staff By Hiring Cheap Immigrant Labor
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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
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All Of Nation's Living Presidents Gather To Lie About Bush Presidency
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Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister
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