Boy Loses Leg In Totally Awesome Shark Attack
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How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery?
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Old onion vid
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The Onion Reviews 'Rogue One'
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Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?
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Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion
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Man Who Crossed US In Balloon Only Talks About Horse Abuse
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Breaking Story So New Reporter Literally Has No Information
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Brooklyn Bridge Opens, Completely Revolutionizes Suicide In Fetid Hellhole Of New York City
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Kay Jewelers Recalls 2 Million Cursed Wedding Rings
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Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
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Colorado Boy Asks Nation Not To Find His Missing Little Brother
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Cheadle Planned Darfur Genocide To Create Role
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Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine
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High School Student, Teacher Applying For Same Summer Waitressing Job
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Rep. Ingersol's Murder of a Hobo
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Mean Automakers Dash Hope For Flying Cars
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World Urges Israelis, Palestinians To Focus Mutual Hatred On Region's Bahá'í Peoples
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Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes
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Memorial Honors Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster
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Al Queda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays
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The Onion Reviews ‘Toy Story 4’
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Revolt forecasted. Weather forecast for NYC.
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Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine
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White House Announces 'Everything Great In Iraf'
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Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea
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Police Say School Shooter Had History Of School Shootings
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The Onion Review -- Week Of June 6, 2014
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