Frustrated Political Scientist Patton Oswalt Attempts To Explain Gerrymandering Without Visual Aids
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After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016
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Kanye West on his election disaster (EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW)
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How To Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit On Election Day
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"Biden admits he expected to be president by now" from headline ticker reel
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Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves
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Health Experts Determine College Social Distancing Guidelines Still No Match For The Jasonator
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Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?
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Scientists Discover Dangerous Link Between Book Learnin’, Back Talk
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Should Animals Have More Eyes?
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Piece Of Sh*t From Nearby Town Marries Bitch From High School
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Disney World On Lockdown After Mickey Escapes Enclosure, Rampages Through Park
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Real Estate Experts Confirm Having George Clooney Living In Attic Greatly Increases Property Value
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Now that's how you get someone to stop talking
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Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
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Man Didn't Expect Sex With Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling
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Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport
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Diary Entries Reveal Ben Franklin’s Kite Experiment Was Early Attempt At Erotic Electrostimulation
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Trump Explains Why Lying is Good then Pretends He Doesn't All the Time
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An Honest Take on Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Life and the Trivial Effects of Her Death
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Huge Quantities Of Primo Sh*t Incinerated By Feds
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Trump Accepts Offer for Presidential Debate on Joe Rogan's Podcast- Will Biden Accept?
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Zoologists Thrilled After Successfully Getting Pair Of Bengal Tigers To 69 In Captivity
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