PROOF THAT AMERICA IS POISONING ITS WATER SUPPLY
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12 Year Old Boy Scouts Ofer Free Breast Exams
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Porking across America is the best thing the Onion has ever done (along with sex house)
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Let us never forget the legendary David “Kim” Parker
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Onion Talks: Hypothetically It Would Be Okay To Have Sex With A Robot Dog
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How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly
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The Onion called it: America Needs a Moat (...filled with alligators)
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Onion Explains: Putin's Russia
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U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt
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Panel Of Caged Average Americans Weigh In On Economy
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Tensions Mount After North Korea Destroys All Of Asia
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New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner
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Congress Forgets How To Pass A Law
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Joe Biden Hitchhikes To Democratic National Convention
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The Onion Reviews 'Ghostbusters'
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Weather Channel Accused of Pro-Weather Bias
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U.S. Border Patrol Increases Staff By Hiring Cheap Immigrant Labor
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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
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All Of Nation's Living Presidents Gather To Lie About Bush Presidency
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Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister
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Onion News Empire Official Trailer
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Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee
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Onion Social CEO Embarks On Tour Of Several Coffee Shops Near Where He Lives
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DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico
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Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters
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DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack
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New Ad Urges Hipsters To Go To Applebee's Ironically
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Onion Film Standards will always remain the best thing the Onion produces
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Behind The Pen: The Chinese Threat
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Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive
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U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
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