Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
/r/TheSimpsonsAnother Film Roman guide on drawing Marge.
/r/TheSimpsonsI completely forgot I had these and found them buried in a closet.
/r/TheSimpsonsOH MY GOD...
/r/TheSimpsonsWe have searched every square inch of this base and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!
/r/TheSimpsonsI gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening.
/r/TheSimpsonsBut it required a stopover in New York City ....
/r/TheSimpsons“You? Went into outer space? You?” “Sure. You've never been?”
/r/TheSimpsonsI don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell
/r/TheSimpsonsHere's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.
/r/TheSimpsonsAnd turn and flex and shake and bounce and turn and flex and shake and bouce...
/r/TheSimpsonsYou don't get to be a 104 years old without taking care of yourself.
/r/TheSimpsons"Oh, I'm gonna snuggle your brains out."/"Well, I think I have a collapsed lung, but okay."
/r/TheSimpsonsMy family’s most quoted line. Every time one of us loses a fish. “He’ll be back.” Always gives us a laugh and softens the sting of a fish lost.
/r/TheSimpsonsBehold! The ultimate POG!
/r/TheSimpsonsIn episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tonesI mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something?
/r/TheSimpsonsFirst I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world. Doggie heaven.
/r/TheSimpsonsSay some gangsta's dissin' your fly girl. Just give 'em one of these.
/r/TheSimpsonsMaybe Lisa's right about America being a land of opportunity, and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.
/r/TheSimpsonsShe’s such a butthole
/r/TheSimpsonsOtto backwards is Otto
/r/TheSimpsonsUm, Dasher...Dancer-Mmm-hmm-Prancer-Mmm-hmm-Nixon, Comet and Cupid...Donna Dixon?
/r/TheSimpsonsIf they start building a balloon for every flash-in-the-pan cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a farce
/r/TheSimpsonsI quote this line from the Simpsons more than any other. S6E12
/r/TheSimpsonsKeep that popcorn chicken coming, Colonel
/r/TheSimpsons"Boy, someone's really gobbling up the juice, sir." "Excellent. Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo."
/r/TheSimpsonsS02E02....There's not a cloud in the Simpson sky.
/r/TheSimpsonsThe crepes of wrath
/r/TheSimpsonsYou lucked out, Marge my man, cause I’m in a smiling mood today