"Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true."
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My cans! My precious, antique cans!
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I'm sorry. I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account
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Dad that's a gag paper we got at the Carnival. Oh, no wonder I didn't hear about Bart being elected world's greatest sex machine.
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"I'll be in the car dudes."
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Now remember, we're in the Itchy lot
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Any glue leaking?
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Mom. Dad. I missed you.
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All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, let's get him fellas.
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A great TV Guide ad for the Season 4 premiere in 1992
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Don't do it, son. How's that game gonna help your putting?
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The official beer of NASA...National Association of the Sellers of Alcohol
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Frank Grimes first appears in Season 8’s “Homer’s Enemy.” I actually spotted him in Season 1.
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All we ask is to be treated with dignity and respect
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My water dish is empty!
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"Oh Good, my laundry is done." Moe at his Finest
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Hey, you're doin that the stupid way. If you use that deal with the five chalks you'll get done faster.
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Hello, Joe.
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Well, sir, Homer’s illness is either caused by ingesting spoiled food or by some sort of voodoo curse
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So long, farewell, Shop Kwik-E-Mart and save!
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Mini Sculpt: Krusty the Clown
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having a daughter in December, my mom made her a snowsuit
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Badger my ass. It’s probably Milhouse
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I'm a level 5 vegan, I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
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Well, sure. It's not my job to talk people out of killing themselves
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"Five alarm chili, eh? 1...2...Hey, what's the big idea?
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When I say put your beer on a coaster, I mean it!
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Thats crazy talk! You’re crazy Marge! Get off the road!
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Quimby-- if you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you.
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“Did you get the job?" "Nah, they wanted someone good. Story of my life.”
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