"Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true."
/r/TheSimpsonsMy cans! My precious, antique cans!
/r/TheSimpsonsI'm sorry. I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account
/r/TheSimpsonsDad that's a gag paper we got at the Carnival. Oh, no wonder I didn't hear about Bart being elected world's greatest sex machine.
/r/TheSimpsons"I'll be in the car dudes."
/r/TheSimpsonsNow remember, we're in the Itchy lot
/r/TheSimpsonsAny glue leaking?
/r/TheSimpsonsMom. Dad. I missed you.
/r/TheSimpsonsAll opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, let's get him fellas.
/r/TheSimpsonsA great TV Guide ad for the Season 4 premiere in 1992
/r/TheSimpsonsDon't do it, son. How's that game gonna help your putting?
/r/TheSimpsonsThe official beer of NASA...National Association of the Sellers of Alcohol
/r/TheSimpsonsFrank Grimes first appears in Season 8’s “Homer’s Enemy.” I actually spotted him in Season 1.
/r/TheSimpsonsAll we ask is to be treated with dignity and respect
/r/TheSimpsonsMy water dish is empty!
/r/TheSimpsons"Oh Good, my laundry is done." Moe at his Finest
/r/TheSimpsonsHey, you're doin that the stupid way. If you use that deal with the five chalks you'll get done faster.
/r/TheSimpsonsWell, sir, Homer’s illness is either caused by ingesting spoiled food or by some sort of voodoo curse
/r/TheSimpsonsSo long, farewell, Shop Kwik-E-Mart and save!
/r/TheSimpsonsMini Sculpt: Krusty the Clown
/r/TheSimpsonshaving a daughter in December, my mom made her a snowsuit
/r/TheSimpsonsBadger my ass. It’s probably Milhouse
/r/TheSimpsonsI'm a level 5 vegan, I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
/r/TheSimpsonsWell, sure. It's not my job to talk people out of killing themselves
/r/TheSimpsons"Five alarm chili, eh? 1...2...Hey, what's the big idea?
/r/TheSimpsonsWhen I say put your beer on a coaster, I mean it!
/r/TheSimpsonsThats crazy talk! You’re crazy Marge! Get off the road!
/r/TheSimpsonsQuimby-- if you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you.
/r/TheSimpsons“Did you get the job?" "Nah, they wanted someone good. Story of my life.”