“In high school they called me ‘Super Friend’. Actually, it was ‘Super Mouth’. Actually... it was ‘Suck Machine’.”
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There's no distinction! No demarcation! Hell and Earth slumber in the same bed tonight.
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Don't Brag on Facebook
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Mr. Francine I know this is upsetting, but understand that I’m a homosexual, yes?... you understand homosexual...yes?, so you’ll be losing your wife not physically but perhaps emotionally.
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Stan eventually got back at the bitch that played him at least.
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Attention all planets of the solar federation, Attention all planets of the solar federation, Attention all planets of the solar federation, we have assumed control, we have assumed control, we have assumed control...
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“To the stars, Shorbu!”
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I made a video where I try 10 of the weirdest drinks from pop culture , number 9 was the milk Stan Smith drinks in Season 8 episode 12
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“But the box says they’re different”
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Haley don't preach I need booze to sleep
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"Oh, did I ever tell you about the time I bounced a check for my girlfriend's abortion? They had to put the baby... back in! And that baby... was Shia LeBeouf"
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I don't think it's for ski jumping, but look what we found on a roadtrip!
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“HOW TO SWING WITH YOUR SON’S FRIENDS PARENTS?! THEY’RE NOT GOING TO RUB OFF ON MOM AND DAD, THEY’RE GOING TO RUB ONE OUT ON MOM AND DAD! That was probably more disgusting than it needed to be but OH MY GOD!”
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My personal American Dad! Tierlist
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Maybe Baby
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Fan Art of Stan and the Langley Falls Post I made for my Instagram pfp, sorry its small
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So what do you like? | Cocaine and stuff | Yeeeeey!!!
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Hamilton in style
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I can't wait for this one. 'Animal behaviourist' for Klaus. Hahahahaha.
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Welcome to Nighthawks...
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Happy 4th of July, Dadders!
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"I'm sorry, did you say 'alien baby'?" - "No, I said 'doctor's corpse found in desert'."
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Just A Friendly Reminder
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Name a better motivational workout
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Roger: "Okay I figured it out. We took a big hit on all those candles." Francine: "We?" Roger: "Yeah, it's a family problem. Every problem in this house is a family problem, except your problems. You each owe me 400 dollars"
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Sad Boys is filmed on location with real sad boys. *Sobs*
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Yesterday, I ate something pickled and I was like 'Ooh'.
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Happy 4th of July!
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"It was my idea. I own camping. If you don't make späetzle, you can't go camping."
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Francine. Tell us. What. Did. You. Do. With. Your. Gift. Of. Life?
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