“In high school they called me ‘Super Friend’. Actually, it was ‘Super Mouth’. Actually... it was ‘Suck Machine’.”
/r/americandadThere's no distinction! No demarcation! Hell and Earth slumber in the same bed tonight.
/r/americandadDon't Brag on Facebook
/r/americandadMr. Francine I know this is upsetting, but understand that I’m a homosexual, yes?... you understand homosexual...yes?, so you’ll be losing your wife not physically but perhaps emotionally.
/r/americandadStan eventually got back at the bitch that played him at least.
/r/americandadAttention all planets of the solar federation, Attention all planets of the solar federation, Attention all planets of the solar federation, we have assumed control, we have assumed control, we have assumed control...
/r/americandad“To the stars, Shorbu!”
/r/americandadI made a video where I try 10 of the weirdest drinks from pop culture , number 9 was the milk Stan Smith drinks in Season 8 episode 12
/r/americandad“But the box says they’re different”
/r/americandadHaley don't preach I need booze to sleep
/r/americandad"Oh, did I ever tell you about the time I bounced a check for my girlfriend's abortion? They had to put the baby... back in! And that baby... was Shia LeBeouf"
/r/americandadI don't think it's for ski jumping, but look what we found on a roadtrip!
/r/americandad“HOW TO SWING WITH YOUR SON’S FRIENDS PARENTS?! THEY’RE NOT GOING TO RUB OFF ON MOM AND DAD, THEY’RE GOING TO RUB ONE OUT ON MOM AND DAD! That was probably more disgusting than it needed to be but OH MY GOD!”
/r/americandadMy personal American Dad! Tierlist
/r/americandadFan Art of Stan and the Langley Falls Post I made for my Instagram pfp, sorry its small
/r/americandadSo what do you like? | Cocaine and stuff | Yeeeeey!!!
/r/americandadHamilton in style
/r/americandadI can't wait for this one. 'Animal behaviourist' for Klaus. Hahahahaha.
/r/americandadWelcome to Nighthawks...
/r/americandadHappy 4th of July, Dadders!
/r/americandad"I'm sorry, did you say 'alien baby'?" - "No, I said 'doctor's corpse found in desert'."
/r/americandadJust A Friendly Reminder
/r/americandadName a better motivational workout
/r/americandadRoger: "Okay I figured it out. We took a big hit on all those candles." Francine: "We?" Roger: "Yeah, it's a family problem. Every problem in this house is a family problem, except your problems. You each owe me 400 dollars"
/r/americandadSad Boys is filmed on location with real sad boys. *Sobs*
/r/americandadYesterday, I ate something pickled and I was like 'Ooh'.
/r/americandadHappy 4th of July!
/r/americandad"It was my idea. I own camping. If you don't make späetzle, you can't go camping."
/r/americandadFrancine. Tell us. What. Did. You. Do. With. Your. Gift. Of. Life?