"Tunji!" - Think we can all use some of his enthusiasm right now.
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I'll need these on the road.
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I love Jeff on deadliest catch
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MY THIN MARGINS!!!
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CLEAR. A. PATH.
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That's the boy we agreed to kill!
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You really gotta put a sock it in Stan!
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Toshi knows...
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Boy, he had a set of paws on him! ...What a summer!
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“Gun, call for help!”
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It's a drone! Probably here for the CIA highlight reel. Everyone look badass!
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When is Roger's Bday? Dying to know his sign
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Good boy, Cheesers.
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"You sell sperm too?" "Sell?"
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Hurricane
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Take a lap Danuta
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Cursed Francine
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When someone asks me if I'm keeping busy during the stay-at-home order:
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The Fashion Show
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This kid right here is just wasting his Charizard.
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Polar bears *breathes* shouldn’t give this *breathes* to their babies.
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We kill kids!
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Do you know what this will be worth in a few months when she’s dead??!
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Day 4
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Look at my money
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Oh god He's looking at me, say something! *Claps three times* That wasn't saying something that was doing something! "Clapping!" Atta girl.
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"That was unexpected."
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"God, Klaus, no. I told you that was just a ten-time thing."
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I couldn't find this anywhere so I made my own. "Good Morning, USA!" Animal Crossing theme. Enjoy!!
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What? You thought those were ding dong prices?! Hahahaha naaawhaha naah nah
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The fact that you can hear the pain in Steve's voice always kills me!
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