"1, 1 ex-MTV viewer! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!"
/r/bertstripsIt cranks our extra voltage when you use a Hard R
/r/bertstripsIn front of everyone, guys?
/r/bertstripsWell Bert, what are you waiting for?
/r/bertstripsGrover’s coconut fetish would finally be satisfied.
/r/bertstripsIt was his master piece, his legacy. The fact that it would bring down the world to its knees would be reward enough
/r/bertstripsErnie couldn't walk for days afterwards
/r/bertstripsHe is a recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, goddammit
/r/bertstrips"Oh sir, I don't know how you keep finding creative ways of playing pretend. Anyway, I'll meet you in about a week with the money." Said Big Bird.
/r/bertstrips“We decided to break the world record for World’s Cringiest Movie, and we did!”
/r/bertstripsLights, camera, action
/r/bertstripsThought this belonged here...
/r/bertstrips"You should know better than to interrupt a drummer when he's on a tear, Bert! Now give my drumstick back!"
/r/bertstripsBert and Ernie help a child
/r/bertstrips"Well...that was, uh, different. How'd you even do that, Ernie?" "I didn't! What the fuck, Bert?" "Well, whatever happened, Bort's gone, so I'd call it a successful bath either way."
/r/bertstripsHe's not the best at bargaining
/r/bertstripsBert has never seen such bullshit
/r/bertstripsPOW! Right in the looker!
/r/bertstrips"I wish you'd told me sooner, Bert! This is a rare vintage. 1969 was a good year!"
/r/bertstrips"Didn't know who he was fucking with."
/r/bertstripsFor your viewing pleasure
/r/bertstripsHe never had the makings of a varsity dietician.
/r/bertstripsShe didn’t get them
/r/bertstripsJeff Portnoy would have been proud
/r/bertstripsThe Wuhan Wet-Market is working on the sequel coming to a lung near you: COVID-20
/r/bertstripsWhen Ernie finally left the tub hours later, Bert was disturbed to find that it was more full than when Ernie got in.