Bert stares at the dead body in regret.
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Even the Grouches are fed up with China’s bullshit
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"Come on Cookie Monster, Elmo knows you're going to eat it! Was it worth Elmo's ten dollars?"
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Bert is gonna get an ass whoop'n
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But it felt so good
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THIS TITLE HAD BEEN REMOVED BY ORDERS OF THE FCC
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Cookie had enough
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Day 22 of roasting different subreddits
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It's Never Sunny in Sesame Street
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It cost them $300
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"That's a very penetrating analysis, Bert. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some penetrating of my own to do."
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A fate worse than death
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“One door’s red, and the other’s blue...”
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No wonder Bert couldn’t take a piss
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elmo's universe if he does it again
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Moishe was forced to clean the breeding chambers at the plantation as a result of his colossal screwup
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Side note: This is actually what Mr. Johnson looked like in the 2010s revival of Shalom Sesame, for some bizarre reason.
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Botched Job
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Yet he enjoyed it
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Elmo is a persistent and creepy little monster
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Bert and Ernie follow the guidelines and social distance
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Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time.
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"Nephuo a la Tituos Undrunicuos"
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Big Bird’s favorite math is subtraction
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It was still better than the other high-priced junk at the theater. Just saying.
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Sticky stuff everywhere
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Life
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Mr. Johnson could never ever escape.
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Bert later heard loud thuds followed by deep moaning in Ernie's room that day.
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Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea...Ah ah ah...
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