"1, 1 ex-MTV viewer! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!"
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It cranks our extra voltage when you use a Hard R
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In front of everyone, guys?
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Well Bert, what are you waiting for?
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Grover’s coconut fetish would finally be satisfied.
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It was his master piece, his legacy. The fact that it would bring down the world to its knees would be reward enough
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Ernie couldn't walk for days afterwards
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He is a recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, goddammit
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"Oh sir, I don't know how you keep finding creative ways of playing pretend. Anyway, I'll meet you in about a week with the money." Said Big Bird.
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“We decided to break the world record for World’s Cringiest Movie, and we did!”
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Lights, camera, action
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Thought this belonged here...
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"You should know better than to interrupt a drummer when he's on a tear, Bert! Now give my drumstick back!"
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Bert and Ernie help a child
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"Well...that was, uh, different. How'd you even do that, Ernie?" "I didn't! What the fuck, Bert?" "Well, whatever happened, Bort's gone, so I'd call it a successful bath either way."
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He's not the best at bargaining
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Bert has never seen such bullshit
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POW! Right in the looker!
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"I wish you'd told me sooner, Bert! This is a rare vintage. 1969 was a good year!"
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footloose
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“Elmo Gaaaayyy!”
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"Didn't know who he was fucking with."
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Shoot first
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For your viewing pleasure
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He never had the makings of a varsity dietician.
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Ernie felt...Alive
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She didn’t get them
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Jeff Portnoy would have been proud
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The Wuhan Wet-Market is working on the sequel coming to a lung near you: COVID-20
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When Ernie finally left the tub hours later, Bert was disturbed to find that it was more full than when Ernie got in.
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