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How long you should stall someone for a TSA screening
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How to react when your husband comes home late from golfing
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How to Avoid Questions about Your Meth Lab
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How to start a religion
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How to get your glasses to do the anime thing
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How to teabag yourself
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How to stop tin cans from thinking for themselves
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How to explain your kink
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how to start your career as a Soundcloud rapper
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How to stay positive during a worm blizzard
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how to burn your mom’s retinas when she won’t get you juice
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How to unzip the fabric of reality to join in on the family vacation
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How To Punch an Influencer
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How to tell if your co-worker is up to something
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How to get all the free beverages you want by refusing to tell the police where you planted the bomb
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How to imagine what your child with the Azog the Defiler might look like
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How to have fun with drugs
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How to make a buttplug
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How to weigh the pros and cons of faking a disability
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How to lie to yourself
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How to decide on a snack with your friends
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How to smoke weed
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How to stop Professor Charles Xavier from finding you
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How to obtain a majestic gay afro
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how to call an airstrike to enforce the "no sleeping" rule
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How to lead your unsuspecting cow to the butcher shop
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How to molest yourself
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How to properly rage at someone who never watches TV
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