When am i not
/r/drunkMy morning ritual after 12 hours on nights. Where my 3rd shift peeps at?
/r/drunkHi reddit. I am drunk. That is all.
/r/drunkMy dog and I got burnt by a falling coffee pot today. For every upvote I’ll pet him with my unburnt hand and cool the other one off with a beer.
/r/drunkWhen you don't get invited to the work Christmas party so you become your own party! Lunch time pints!!!!!
/r/drunkWhen you've finally finished the semester but your anxiety is still peaking. Drink it away!
/r/drunkIt's my girlfriends annual work banquet again! Last year I said I'd buy a beer every 100 upvotes. Luckily I only had to buy 2 at $6 a pop. This year they only want $4! Let's get fucked up!
/r/drunkHaving drinks with my best friend tonight (he might be developing a problem).
/r/drunkCan't get drunk tonight. I stupidly took a night job because I was drunk yesterday and forgot I agreed to it. Someone take two shots for me.
/r/drunkAll my friends bailed on me *sigh* Whiskey it is
/r/drunkCar died, spent most of my money ubering my kids back and forth to work, everyone missed days working with the recent snowstorm, here's an early morning hot buttered rum to make it a little easier.
/r/drunkFriday!!!
/r/drunkDrunken gaming.. anyone else a gamer?
/r/drunkSuper dark drinking photo. Ultra + Nurse Jackie on Netflix. 3 margaritas and 2 beers in. What are you drinking tonight?
/r/drunkNeeded a pal and got one! Cheers to the non humans who don’t differentiate and get us through.
/r/drunkDigging this bar bathroom
/r/drunkThe holiday season is a waste of time and money. Unneeded stress and money spent on fake ass gifts. Drink with me if you agree.
/r/drunkJust because it's Friday.
/r/drunkDay drinking has never looked so depressing
/r/drunkStopped talking to my best friend/ex over complications. Heres to a night out with the boys
/r/drunk1:00 PM £4
/r/drunkGod Jul!! Who knew spicy sugar water mixes well with vodka?
/r/drunkCelebrating my first cake day and we put up a tree! Cheers everyone!
/r/drunkPhoto booth at the office holiday party. I missed all the groups so took some with myself.
/r/drunkRan outta whiskey so I'm having meself a few gin old fashioneds. Not too bad actually.
/r/drunkBeen drinking since 11am and it's now 9pn
/r/drunkI tried to draw a comic while drunk. This sums up exactly how I feel when I’ve been drinking
/r/drunkJust passed a class, getting drunk and watching my favorite movie. Life is good!
/r/drunkWhiskey and Shrek Retold. Join me brothers.
/r/drunkAfter a 50 hour work week due to projects, I’m getting drunk in a galaxy far, far away. Happy Friday you fools.
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