HMJ while I ground and pound
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Hold my juicebox while i try to break this stick
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HMJB while I bomb this driveway
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HMJB while I pop this wheelie
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HMJ While I actually drink medicine
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HMJB while i do a backflip
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Try to be slick, you suck life's dick.
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Child climbs on X-ray machine and goes thru it.
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Absolutely seems like the smart thing to do
/r/holdmyjuicebox
Oops...
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HMJB while I piss off a horse
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HMJB as I jump 16 foot down this window to escape school
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HMJB I'll get the door!
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HMJB while I spin this pizza like a pro
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HMJB while I rollerblade in this box.
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HMJB while I punch a horse
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While I practice surfing
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I'll do a jump with my bike, WCGW?
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HMJ while I can’t blow out a candle
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A lesson was learnt
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HMJB while I hit this stump.
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HMJB while I fight this monstrosity of myself
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HMJB while I dodge this ghost
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My little brother skiing on cement
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HMJB while I assert my dominance
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When I am 100 years old
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HMJB while I try out for the softball team.
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HMJB while I jump off a jenga tower
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HMJB while I play with your dominos
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Because let’s have my kid kick a birdhouse and just stand back and watch.
/r/holdmyjuicebox