New York Nunchuks
/r/mallninjashitFriend found this on Instagram, why do people waste their money on this shit?
/r/mallninjashitMy tactical stocking is up!
/r/mallninjashit‘tis cool muhlady
/r/mallninjashitAt Dirty Santa, one guy said "that's so cool" after reading it. And yes, it is a switchblade.
/r/mallninjashitCheck out my brand new, lean, mean chienesium shaving machine
/r/mallninjashitThe finest chineseium
/r/mallninjashitSmash Bro Tools
/r/mallninjashitDefender of the parking lot & his GMC Sonoma that identifies as an attack helicopter
/r/mallninjashitlet me just stab someone with my brass knuckles switchblade revolver
/r/mallninjashitWhen you gotta have tea with grandma at 6 but also have to fight yakuza at 7
/r/mallninjashitDoes this count?
/r/mallninjashitNot too much of a knife guy. Wants to know what he has here. 😐
/r/mallninjashit19th century mall ninja shit, in case carrying a gun, knife and brass knuckles separately takes up too much space.
/r/mallninjashitThe correct Pimp Chalice choice for the Zambie Apocalypse
/r/mallninjashitSaw this on fb, become a master with this flimsy collapsable staff!
/r/mallninjashitSelf defense for Ants
/r/mallninjashitAm a very badass, goth, demon-fighter
/r/mallninjashitWhat is it with mall ninjas and zombies?
/r/mallninjashitI shall call it, Stabby McShooty.
/r/mallninjashitWhat the fu.....
/r/mallninjashitAwesome new subreddit I just found, meet weird new store I just found
/r/mallninjashitWhen your high speed tactical store loses it's spot in the mall so you set up in a thrift store.
/r/mallninjashit16th-century mall ninja
/r/mallninjashitMall Knight shit