New York Nunchuks
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Neckbeard car
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Friend found this on Instagram, why do people waste their money on this shit?
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My tactical stocking is up!
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โ€˜tis cool muhlady
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At Dirty Santa, one guy said "that's so cool" after reading it. And yes, it is a switchblade.
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Check out my brand new, lean, mean chienesium shaving machine
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The finest chineseium
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Smash Bro Tools
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Defender of the parking lot & his GMC Sonoma that identifies as an attack helicopter
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gunchucks
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let me just stab someone with my brass knuckles switchblade revolver
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When you gotta have tea with grandma at 6 but also have to fight yakuza at 7
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Advertisment Qualifies
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Does this count?
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Not too much of a knife guy. Wants to know what he has here. ๐Ÿ˜
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19th century mall ninja shit, in case carrying a gun, knife and brass knuckles separately takes up too much space.
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The correct Pimp Chalice choice for the Zambie Apocalypse
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Saw this on fb, become a master with this flimsy collapsable staff!
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Self defense for Ants
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Am a very badass, goth, demon-fighter
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What is it with mall ninjas and zombies?
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I shall call it, Stabby McShooty.
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What the fu.....
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Awesome new subreddit I just found, meet weird new store I just found
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When your high speed tactical store loses it's spot in the mall so you set up in a thrift store.
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16th-century mall ninja
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Mall Knight shit
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Crinja Gaiden
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