MRW my friend in Tulsa asks if I can help him move, but I'm busy having intercourse with my girlfriend, Pretty, on a boat in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW i can't figure out how to make gifs stop looping
/r/shittyreactiongifsMrw I am a psychic and I see something very very bad
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW My favorite sports team is playing so badly that the crowd is absolutely disgusted, so I decide to start the wave to rally the team but no one joins in so now I feel awkward and have to bail.
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW I'm browsing Reddit at night and a white background meme scrolls by
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW I specifically asked for a blowjob from my bearded friend but she bites me in the nuts instead, leaving me asphyxiated
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW my transformation into a troll is almost complete, but my friend says the magic words and saves me
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW I tell Jesus to take the wheel, but remember we’re in an alternate universe and he’s from Australia
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW I realise I need to get a shave and a hair cut
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW I'm trying to show my conservatively dressed friends how to use my invisible mop but an earthquake is making it difficult so I sarcastically pretend to look at a camera like I'm in a sitcom.
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW i'm cooking and the recipe calls for boogers
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW I’m a dinosaur and someone asks me to demonstrate giraffe evolution
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW I just finished my set on the bench press and I'm walking past a mirror
/r/shittyreactiongifsWhen I fart and think I already know it smells from how it felt, and my wife's reaction confirms it
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW I'm the last human pro entertainer alive when the evil cats take over the world and use me to discuss, via TV, the terms of surrender with their sworn enemy, the good dogs, who are willing to rescue me if I prove myself a friend only by completing the ancient secrete canine passphrase after"bow"
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW I forgot I was at a Van Gogh costume party and I'm trying to play it cool and blend in
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW my sister phones my mom to snitch on me but I was faster telling mom about something worse my sister did, so she gets in trouble instead
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW my name is Michael Vincent Paul and I'm speaking to the backpack wholesale representative and she asks me for my initials to put on the backpack and in a moment of confusion I forget but then remember and yell it back to her enthusiastically what they are.
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW I'm leaving the weekly chainsaw & pun enthusiast club meeting and my buddy says "I'd love to stay but i Stihl gotta go"
/r/shittyreactiongifsWhen my Spider Sense starts tingling....
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW my mother says if I keep making a weird face it'll get stuck like that, and I realize she's correct
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW I have been dying for a snickers bar but all they have is my most hated chocolate
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW I haven't been to the Dentist in years and he's looking at the x-ray and says, "hmm," as he reaches for a dental pick
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW I cleaned my car window squeaky clean, but there is one tiny speck that I just cannot get rid of
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW my jaw unhinges while my team is playing and I'm standing there debating whether I should let the tell the refs I need medical assistance or let the play go on
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW someone asks me what was the name of that 2009 movie that was based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire
/r/shittyreactiongifsWhen I'm at a football match & I remember I forgot to put on aftershave on my fresh beard fade
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW someone shoved an invisible zucchini in my mouth
/r/shittyreactiongifsMRW my friend asks me what the hardest board game is