Being able to tell if someone is going to be in a gang by looking in their eyes
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You can do something when someone tells you you can't do it. You can't ask someone to tell you you can't do something.
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Your dog becomes a vagina when it hears fireworks
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Vanilla extract
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Human Beyblade
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You can do this
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You can give birth to plasma screen TVs after not using protection
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You can display any image on your back
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you can levitate pizza but only while doing this
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You can make Kansas disappear at will.
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You can make anyone or anything instantly pregnant
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If you're under a cloud you can make a water hat fall from it onto your head
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This is your superpower
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With a snap of your fingers you can turn half the technology in the universe into shitty accessories
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Each time u nut, someone random yells yeehaw
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Be this guys arch nemesis and have the opposite of his powers. Meaning: You Can't
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The ability to pull laminated money out of any object but as it's laminated you can't get them out and therefore can't use them.
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You can eat minors at McDonald's
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Pee teleportation
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If you fart for 16 seconds, you get to be the boss
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Sticks and Stones can’t break your bones, only words can hurt you.
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You can be Jesus for 0.1 seconds
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This qualifies
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You can levitate a slice of pizza to your face.
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Your Whitehead Goo is Replaced With 230000 Volt Electric Bolts
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An open wound never heals but acts as a fleshy pocket for storage.
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Girls actually want to have sex with you
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You have a second elbow on your right arm
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Yikes!
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You don't feel pain as long as no one acknowledges it.
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