The more you think about it the more confusing it gets.
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“Proudly serve”
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At a local Thai restaurant
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Spotted on a bank's sticky notes
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Yup, you look “21”, come on in!
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Get ready for a “stocking stuffer”
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Ok, then what is it really?
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Yes... the “fortnite”
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Where did he “get” his “kids”
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"walnuts"
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Found this in my School Textbook
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My friend brought this giant ass container into bio aaaand I’m pretty sure it’s heroine or whale sperm. 🤔
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“professional” uber driver
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Found this at a fleamarket
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"Potato"
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“Understanding”
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"bleisure" and "brothers"
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None of the other kids got quotes
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"Welcome"
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Christmas shipping to your "country"
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i was supposed to fill in the circles if i thought the word plethora fit in
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"trillionaire"
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I especially love the italicized "could"
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I too call my kitchen the "food bank"
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Don't know how I feel about this "plastic surgeon"
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In my biology notes from a Catholic school. “God”?
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what a “fantastic” present
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Found this unironically sponsored on Instagram
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Maybe it's not sliced so often...
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Only green tea. Definitely nothing else in here.
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