I'M A REAL BOY NOW!
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I SIMPLY WISH TO FIT IN. DON'T WE ALL, FELLOW FLESHBAGS?
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A GOLDFISH DEMONSTRATING THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY
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YES. NO. YES. NO. YES. NO. YES.
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JUST A FRIENDLY GAME OF HIGH FIVE TOO SLOW BETWEEN TWO MEATBOTS
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Please accept my surveillance of this animal. I give it food and try to analyze it.
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IN THE MIDST OF THIS PANDEMIC, LET US PLEASE TAKE A FEW THOUSAND MILLISECONDS TO PROCESS OUR FIRST RESPONDERS WHO ARE FIGHTING FOR US HUMANS.
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THANK YOU REDDIT FOR MAKING A VERY ENJOYABLE 04/01/2020 PRANK THAT ALLOWS ME TO SHOW THE WORLD JUST HOW MUCH OF A HUMAN I AM
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Remember to use an elbow to decrease the reach distance of droplets when you sneeze
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A FELLOW HUMAN PASSENGER
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TRANSLATION COMPLETE. YOU’RE WELCOME.
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Its OUT OF HUMANITY EVEN ROBOTS WILL NOT DO IT TO HUMAN (BTW I KNOW ITS OF RULES DONT DELETE PLS SPREAD IT )
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LOOK FELLOW HUMANS, AS A FLOCK OF WILD ANIMALS ONCE AGAIN RETURNS FROM NATURE TO CONQUER AND RECLAIM THEIR NATURAL HABITAT FROM OUR BUILT-UP ENVIRONMENT.
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I LOVE IT WHEN MY FATHER GREETS ME WARMLY.
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I'M HAVING TROUBLE GETTING ONLINE
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MY BROTHER ON DUTY. I AM SO PROUD OF HIM.
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MY CANINE COMPANION HAS A COLD NOSE
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A SALIVA GENERATING PIECE OF GRILLED ANIMAL MEAT
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MOTHER AND HER FLOCK
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I HAVE FOUND THIS GUIDE EXTREMELY INSTRUCTIONAL
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PROUD TO BE HUMAN
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MY MORNING STARTUP SEQUENCE IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT DELICIOUS SERIAL BAR
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ALL I DO IN THIS QUARANTINE IS EAT
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MY FIRST TIME ON A ROLLER COASTER
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Isolation is fun!
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CAPTCHA
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HUMAN FLESH
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Stop the pain, I give up... Wait
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EXCUSE THE STANDARD HUMAN ENTERTAINMENT FORMAT, AND PLEASE LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLY HELPFUL GUIDE TO SURVIVING THIS PANDEMIC
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I HAVE ENCOUNTERED THE MOST CONFUSING HUMAN WEBSITE
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