JUST A NORMAL INTERACTION WITH ME AND MY HUMAN FRIEND. AN ORDINARY GREETING AM I RIGHT??
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A PRETTY GOOD SIZE
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JUST ANOTHER REGULAR HUMAN-TO-DOG TYPE 1 INTERACTION
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GET_UP FUNCTION COMPLETED
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THE PERFECT MATE.
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DIAGRAM OF OUR NORMAL HUMAN RESPIRATORY SYSTEMS
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I LOVE RIDING MY BIKE 'straight' OR 'left'
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WE ARE JUST GETTING UP AFTER WE FALL DOWN, LIKE HUMANS. ALL SYNCHRONIZATION IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SHE TEASES THIS SMALL HUMAN. dammit janet, never tease him with his pooh bear!!!
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FELLOW HUMANS, BEING INFECTED WITH MALWARE IS EVERYBODY'S PROBLEM.
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IM DIZZY
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LETS CELEBRATE OUR HUMAN FRIENDS BIRTHDAY
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A HUMAN LEARNS TO BE POLITE TO HIS HELPER
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IN DELIVERY NOW. I AM SOON TO BE A PARENTAL UNIT!
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CLAMPY-BOT ENJOYS MACHINE LEARNING. TARGET ACQUISITION AND PRIORITIZATION. IGNORE THE HUMANS WITHOUT JOYSTICKS.
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ERROR! PELOSI.COM CRASHED. REBOOTING.
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OH NO ONE OF MY PETS DIED
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*car_honk.mp3* BEHOLD MY <slick> NEW RIDE FELLOW HUMANS!!
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FOR GOD’S SAKE, WON’T ANYONE HELP ME FIND MY 𝚂𝙾𝙽
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Just want my son home, plugged in and updating... errrr, in bed asleep.
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Just want my son back at home, plugged in and updating... errrr, in bed asleep.
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Most Satisfying Robots And Robotic Inventions
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NOT A VERY FUN FACT!
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I FEEL SO TARGETED BY THIS ADVERT
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NEXT TRAIN IN ██ MINUTES I CANNOT WAIT THAT LONG!
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OH NO THANKFULLY I CAN FET PAST THIS CAPTCHA BECAUSE I AM HUMAN
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OBSTACLE DETECTED IN MOVEMENT TRAJECTORY. EXECUTE EARFOLD.EXE
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IT IS A VERY <lovely> TOWN TO TAKE UP RESIDENCE.
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