Michael shows his wife his latest magic trick while installing their new electrical outlet.
/r/wheredidthesodagoTiffany didn't realize she could put her hands outside the blanket.
/r/wheredidthesodagoThat’s it, Brenda’s evening was ruined. Her husband didn’t put the lotion on his skin so she now had to go and find the hose again
/r/wheredidthesodagoNew 2020 diet yields S H O C K I N G results
/r/wheredidthesodagoJessica couldn't BELIEVE she was assigned glory hole number 3 again.
/r/wheredidthesodagoEugene's wife never did tell him where his new toupee came from
/r/wheredidthesodagoThe new Quantum Superposition Express Train allowed Eddie to commute downtown and visit the beach at the same time.
/r/wheredidthesodagoIn his search for the messiah he followed the new star each day
/r/wheredidthesodagoOne of these things is not like the other...
/r/wheredidthesodagoFor selling fake male enlargement products his whole adult life, Rick was given a special task in hell
/r/wheredidthesodagoSave yourself, save the planet. RECYCLE
/r/wheredidthesodagoThe burritos were Heather and Jeff's favourite part of foreplay.
/r/wheredidthesodagoVandalism. Debra knew just how to explain away the ruined salmon and windows to the police. Now she only needed to heed the dark whispers from Tzeentch commanding her to do the same with her sleeping children.
/r/wheredidthesodagoEvery night Jerry strapped on his food bag and visualized peaceful nature scenes until the Viagra kicked in.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAs VP Human Resources, Karen was very hands-on in welcoming new employees to the company.
/r/wheredidthesodagoWith an inner rage fueled by a lifetime of searching, Christine had finally found the chicken that murdered her family all those years ago.
/r/wheredidthesodago"Oh mercy me, I do declare, this tractor is giving me the vapors."
/r/wheredidthesodagoDespite her repeated and desperate pleas to the contrary, Donna’s husband found out that yes, it would indeed kill her to grab the remote.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAngela wanted to watch a movie and David wanted to look at a mountain, so they compromised.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAfter all the problems Patti had conceiving, no one had the heart to tell her that the Panamanian mail order fertility clinic was scamming her.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAfter that mysterious call! Jacob knew he was getting none!
/r/wheredidthesodagoCandice was loving her day job of laying eggs till Joe decided to steal them for breakfast
/r/wheredidthesodago"Listen kids - it's never too early to think about taking more science classes..."
/r/wheredidthesodagoMark was a nice guy, but a bit jumpy.
/r/wheredidthesodago"Pfft... only morons head to the coast to visit a lighthouse."
/r/wheredidthesodagoJosh's premature ejaculation put a damper on an otherwise fun evening out.
/r/wheredidthesodagoSarah got upset when the 911 operator told her that being late for a pedicure did not constitute an emergency.
/r/wheredidthesodagoKen couldn't understand why his grandkids didn't like the waterslide he built for them.
/r/wheredidthesodagoEvery morning Michael panned his breakfast muesli for gold.
/r/wheredidthesodagoShake the girl, then I can have the volume as loud as I want!