Terry's Earth shattering flatulence often tore the fabric of reality, but this time only his pants were victimized.
/r/wheredidthesodagoStruggling to recover from his armed robbery habit, Jesse the Thief kind of fell off the wagon when he stole a jar of road hazards from the tire shop with a chubby screwdriver
/r/wheredidthesodagoUncertain on the whereabouts of his recently purchased soda, but he sure as shit knew where that coffee went.
/r/wheredidthesodagoWow! I can’t believe it’s not ..FFuUcK!!
/r/wheredidthesodagoOk, just one more meme before behhhh...
/r/wheredidthesodago“I don’t care if the damn dog has super powers or not! Let’s see him survive his next vet visit.”
/r/wheredidthesodagoSo sick of feeding these goddamn birds.
/r/wheredidthesodagoHarold Potter and the half bloods remix
/r/wheredidthesodagoThe entire Collins family bloodline were most humble. Perhaps everyone else should of known what they actually wanted.
/r/wheredidthesodagoUm dad..? I thought you said grandma died..
/r/wheredidthesodagoMichael always dreamed about being in the army. He bought some sunglasses labelled "Tactical" and visioned himself as an army soldier when wearing them. But in reality, he was a fuckin' pathetic COD-obsessed dad.
/r/wheredidthesodagoFlorian The Soda Jesus got a back pain caused by a sudden phone order number appearance. His wife Sonja is tired of this shit.
/r/wheredidthesodagoThe clock was actually quite convincing while spilling the pastors secrets to his wife.
/r/wheredidthesodagoSusan just really doesn't like Phillips head screwdrivers (x-post from /r/ScrewPhillips)
/r/wheredidthesodagoThe older generation quickly discovers that ranked competitive multiplayer isn't for everyone
/r/wheredidthesodagoUnfortunately the Shih Tzu was significantly larger than the goldfish, but by golly they would be together forever in pet heaven.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAfter years of getting stopped by border patrol, Marie realized the best way to smuggle her "magic powder" out of the country was through the lining of her dress
/r/wheredidthesodagoEva wondered how long she could keep pretending that she appreciated her husband's art
/r/wheredidthesodagoIroh tried to show his wife the power of flex tape, but quickly realized he was in the wrong commercial
/r/wheredidthesodagoDespite the recent discovery of his ex wife’s love affair, Marks artistic side was really starting to shine!
/r/wheredidthesodagoDoug's timing was always off when it came to seducing the ladies.
/r/wheredidthesodagoFinally, Abigail had a fast and easy way to hide all evidence of her cocaine addiction before her husband got home
/r/wheredidthesodagoSamantha was starting to seriously regret inviting Bridget to her birthday party
/r/wheredidthesodagoGuess who got the munchies
/r/wheredidthesodagoWith her husband away on work, Wendy found someone else to motorboat those melons
/r/wheredidthesodagoAnd here we see the elusive chicken nugget in its natural habitat.
/r/wheredidthesodagoWhat'd ya think of my pillow fort?
/r/wheredidthesodagoMike never questioned that his grandma was from Argentina, but something about her sandwiches seemed a bit off