Michelle wasn't impressed by her new co-worker's inability to operate a basic telephone.
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Andy the compulsive gambler bet his piano teacher $200 he could play Chopsticks without making a mistake...
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When Laura's evil phantom twin appeared in the mirror, they had an intense psychic duel until their heads exploded.
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Gonna cry, bitch?
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Cathy wasn't about to let a little thing like rehab keep her from vodka.
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After weeks of planning, Connie thought she had committed the perfect murder... until Sandra showed up
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Jared the perv loved edging his neighbor’s fence because, unlike that ho, the fence edged him back
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George and Kathleen's second date was going well, so when the power went out George thought it was an opportune time to dig out his old box of condoms.
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Introducing RedNecKlean™, the first stain remover specifically designed for wifebeaters.
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Gilbert loved to close deals almost as much as loved to aggressively vape at restaurants.
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After his DUI, Boomer had to take a cab to his weekly obedience class.
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Karen, there’s a... no, no, it’s over there... no, damnit Karen!
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The Comfort Click Belt is so versatile it even works with ugly shorts.
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After her goldfish died, Joanne decided to repurpose the aquarium as a display case for her giant glass blueberry.
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Grandma and Grandpa have always enjoyed a little quiet time before heading out to their weekly satanic orgy.
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Steph thought nothing of the roach she had crushed and flushed - but the roach thought of nothing but revenge
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It was a lovely quiet evening when suddenly Sarah was struck by lightning.
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When your child gets overdosed with Flintstones™ Gummies, you have to act fast!
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This cowboy takes a bucking good time to a whole new level.
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Kathy and Steve had enough. It was time to sell their children.
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Tonight Janice is getting ready OH CRAP! NOPE! WE'RE NOT GOING THERE! CLOSE IT DOWN! CLOSE IT DOWN!!
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Tiffany and Chad finally had to admit they were getting too old for these low-margin high-risk daytime burglaries.
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Dammit it Barbara! I've told you a thousand times! STOP WEARING MY FRICKIN' DRESS SOCKS!
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Tired of running in the dark? Well now you don't have to thanks to Patellites™, the world's first surgically implanted illuminated kneecaps.
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Full Crystal Ltd.: Not only will we deliver your crystal meth directly to your house, but our delivery people will also wash your windows for you. Now that's awesome!
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Gordon princess fetish was gettin out of hand but he could still pull off a mean spaghetti meatballs
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Trapped in a looping gif, Anna had no choice but to eat plate after plate of spaghetti.
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Sonya had recurring nightmares from her time as a Mortal Kombat fighter
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While trying to demonstrate the effects of microtransactions to his children, Dave accidentally fused the non-fissile materials and eviscerated the entire neighborhood.
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As Paul's retinas were scorched by reddit light mode, he wondered if there was a better way
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