Michelle wasn't impressed by her new co-worker's inability to operate a basic telephone.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAndy the compulsive gambler bet his piano teacher $200 he could play Chopsticks without making a mistake...
/r/wheredidthesodagoWhen Laura's evil phantom twin appeared in the mirror, they had an intense psychic duel until their heads exploded.
/r/wheredidthesodagoGonna cry, bitch?
/r/wheredidthesodagoCathy wasn't about to let a little thing like rehab keep her from vodka.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAfter weeks of planning, Connie thought she had committed the perfect murder... until Sandra showed up
/r/wheredidthesodagoJared the perv loved edging his neighbor’s fence because, unlike that ho, the fence edged him back
/r/wheredidthesodagoGeorge and Kathleen's second date was going well, so when the power went out George thought it was an opportune time to dig out his old box of condoms.
/r/wheredidthesodagoIntroducing RedNecKlean™, the first stain remover specifically designed for wifebeaters.
/r/wheredidthesodagoGilbert loved to close deals almost as much as loved to aggressively vape at restaurants.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAfter his DUI, Boomer had to take a cab to his weekly obedience class.
/r/wheredidthesodagoKaren, there’s a... no, no, it’s over there... no, damnit Karen!
/r/wheredidthesodagoThe Comfort Click Belt is so versatile it even works with ugly shorts.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAfter her goldfish died, Joanne decided to repurpose the aquarium as a display case for her giant glass blueberry.
/r/wheredidthesodagoGrandma and Grandpa have always enjoyed a little quiet time before heading out to their weekly satanic orgy.
/r/wheredidthesodagoSteph thought nothing of the roach she had crushed and flushed - but the roach thought of nothing but revenge
/r/wheredidthesodagoIt was a lovely quiet evening when suddenly Sarah was struck by lightning.
/r/wheredidthesodagoWhen your child gets overdosed with Flintstones™ Gummies, you have to act fast!
/r/wheredidthesodagoThis cowboy takes a bucking good time to a whole new level.
/r/wheredidthesodagoKathy and Steve had enough. It was time to sell their children.
/r/wheredidthesodagoTonight Janice is getting ready OH CRAP! NOPE! WE'RE NOT GOING THERE! CLOSE IT DOWN! CLOSE IT DOWN!!
/r/wheredidthesodagoTiffany and Chad finally had to admit they were getting too old for these low-margin high-risk daytime burglaries.
/r/wheredidthesodagoDammit it Barbara! I've told you a thousand times! STOP WEARING MY FRICKIN' DRESS SOCKS!
/r/wheredidthesodagoTired of running in the dark? Well now you don't have to thanks to Patellites™, the world's first surgically implanted illuminated kneecaps.
/r/wheredidthesodagoFull Crystal Ltd.: Not only will we deliver your crystal meth directly to your house, but our delivery people will also wash your windows for you. Now that's awesome!
/r/wheredidthesodagoGordon princess fetish was gettin out of hand but he could still pull off a mean spaghetti meatballs
/r/wheredidthesodagoTrapped in a looping gif, Anna had no choice but to eat plate after plate of spaghetti.
/r/wheredidthesodagoSonya had recurring nightmares from her time as a Mortal Kombat fighter
/r/wheredidthesodagoWhile trying to demonstrate the effects of microtransactions to his children, Dave accidentally fused the non-fissile materials and eviscerated the entire neighborhood.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAs Paul's retinas were scorched by reddit light mode, he wondered if there was a better way