Unfortunately the Shih Tzu was significantly larger than the goldfish, but by golly they would be together forever in pet heaven.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAfter years of getting stopped by border patrol, Marie realized the best way to smuggle her "magic powder" out of the country was through the lining of her dress
/r/wheredidthesodagoEva wondered how long she could keep pretending that she appreciated her husband's art
/r/wheredidthesodagoIroh tried to show his wife the power of flex tape, but quickly realized he was in the wrong commercial
/r/wheredidthesodagoDespite the recent discovery of his ex wife’s love affair, Marks artistic side was really starting to shine!
/r/wheredidthesodagoDoug's timing was always off when it came to seducing the ladies.
/r/wheredidthesodagoFinally, Abigail had a fast and easy way to hide all evidence of her cocaine addiction before her husband got home
/r/wheredidthesodagoSamantha was starting to seriously regret inviting Bridget to her birthday party
/r/wheredidthesodagoGuess who got the munchies
/r/wheredidthesodagoWith her husband away on work, Wendy found someone else to motorboat those melons
/r/wheredidthesodagoAnd here we see the elusive chicken nugget in its natural habitat.
/r/wheredidthesodagoWhat'd ya think of my pillow fort?
/r/wheredidthesodagoMike never questioned that his grandma was from Argentina, but something about her sandwiches seemed a bit off
/r/wheredidthesodagoTired of constantly being woken up by his neighbor's early morning yard work, Dr. Johnson gives her a taste of her own medicine.
/r/wheredidthesodagoBuying a license off Craigslist was the worst idea ever!
/r/wheredidthesodagoAll of a sudden, Dads purple pills kicked in.
/r/wheredidthesodagoGreat...another thing that won't stay up in the bedroom
/r/wheredidthesodagoWe interrupt your regular broadcast to bring you an announcement from the president of the United Sta...
/r/wheredidthesodagoSmoking all the weed before dinner time was a terrible idea
/r/wheredidthesodagoIt was love at first cavity
/r/wheredidthesodagoGoddamit! That Witchy 'n Bitchy MIL Sheila has teleported her dirty dishes to my sink, AGAIN!
/r/wheredidthesodagoTwenty bucks is.. twenty bucks I guess
/r/wheredidthesodagoThis social distancing thing is getting out of hand
/r/wheredidthesodagoCanadians are so weird!
/r/wheredidthesodagoIt cuts Cheese, Pigroast, Rotisserie Chicken, Cans, and even your Mom Pot Roast!
/r/wheredidthesodagoKevin's frustration with the new generation had become too much to handle
/r/wheredidthesodagoAfter owning only dog statues for most of his life, John decide to make the jump and get a real dog
/r/wheredidthesodagoSuddenly, it wasn’t about where the soda went, but why the soda went. Getting his step kids sent to summer camp was a breeze.
/r/wheredidthesodagoPolly’s big plan for the first born sacrifice went smoother than expected.
/r/wheredidthesodagoWithin mere seconds, the quarantine became a living nightmare.