Timmy and his father had a side business making mutant nightmare action figures to sell at the local dollar store.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAfter a long day, Brian liked nothing more than to relax and watch crotch porn until he fell asleep
/r/wheredidthesodagoAfter dinner the family usually played a fun game, but today Father had a better idea...
/r/wheredidthesodagoTimothy loved showing his dad "The Human Flee" off to his friends
/r/wheredidthesodagoJenny the compulsive gambler bet $50 she could shave her legs without cutting herself...
/r/wheredidthesodagoEach Bannerbrand™ Iron has been exposed to heavy doses of gamma radiation... so you can smash your puny laundry!
/r/wheredidthesodagoGeorge says when his family doesn't like his cooking he punches them in the gut, while Karen prefers to give them a slap across the side of the head.
/r/wheredidthesodagoRivers is enjoying his afternoon tea in his Weezer Snuggie when the existential dread suddenly kicks in
/r/wheredidthesodagoOnce again, Handyman Bob's idiot friend Terry didn't follow instructions and built his table upside down. Classic Terry!
/r/wheredidthesodagoPhill had finally caught the head of lettuce that has been mentally torturing him all of his life using a food processor, so he decides to take extra precautions so that it knows it will never come back
/r/wheredidthesodagoKilling imaginary spiders always made Bill hungry, so he dialled a random number hoping to order a pizza.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAs Bob is trying to get the bear trap off Dorothy's foot, Bob's hands slip, causing the bear trap to go flying into his head, killing him.
/r/wheredidthesodagoThe first recorded internet-related death occurred in 1992 when Danny K. became so engrossed in the internet theme song that he failed to notice the crocodile sneaking up behind him.
/r/wheredidthesodagoKaren hated having a mouse in her kitchen so she decided to get rid of it once and for all with the new RodenTNT™.
/r/wheredidthesodagoGrandpa's wish to have his ashes scattered around the house did have some unforeseen consequences
/r/wheredidthesodagoFrank and Margaret settled down to another night of torment from their inner demons.
/r/wheredidthesodagoKaren grew increasingly frustrated with her stalled acting career and eventually snapped.
/r/wheredidthesodagoRick's tour of London became way more fun after he took a hit of acid.
/r/wheredidthesodagoThirty years later, marketing experts believe that the Music Vest™ failed to catch on because of that annoying space before the exclamation mark.
/r/wheredidthesodagoGrandpa Joe bought a used Apple computer at a flea market and now makes videos for seniors on how to go on "the Pornhub".
/r/wheredidthesodagoSenator Lesko was super excited to wear his new Riddler costume to the Congress Halloween Party.
/r/wheredidthesodagoElephant groomers Wendy and Susan love the new washable and re-usable MegaSize™ Q-tip.
/r/wheredidthesodagoSay good-bye Google, out of the way Wikipedia, and go to hell Dictionary.com. Donavan has seen the future of information technology, and it is without a doubt Encyclopedia Britannica.
/r/wheredidthesodagoEvery day Johnny Mullet sprays his head with Rust-Oleum. It keeps the metal plate in his skull from rusting AND it attracts babes. So he says.
/r/wheredidthesodagoSerial killers around the world agree: the new Serrated Psycho Blade makes killing fun.
/r/wheredidthesodagoKaren claimed she wasn't a lesbian, but looking at pictures of beautiful women always made her very hot.
/r/wheredidthesodago"Hey Thomas, guess what! I just found out that you're adopted!"
/r/wheredidthesodagoAfter his cat died, Frank decided no more animals and adopted a pet tornado.
/r/wheredidthesodagoKaren was able to use her new tape measure to determine if her vases were gaining weight.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAfter Mark's mom died from an allergic reaction to shrimp, he decided to give the shrimp a taste of their own medicine and record their tiny screams.