Ted recalled his misstep when his mechanic reported Ted had a flooded engine.
/r/wheredidthesodagoCharlie tells his fishing buddies about a new treatment for erectile dysfunction.
/r/wheredidthesodagoSadly, Vicki never figured out how to properly lower her phone's ringer volume.
/r/wheredidthesodago"You know Brent, this homemade beer don't taste so good."
/r/wheredidthesodagoVroom Vroom *tires screeching* Vroom
/r/wheredidthesodagoThis hose is wanted for assault, evading capture, and unsafe operation. Please report it to your local police if you see it. Do not approach.
/r/wheredidthesodagoThe paraspsychologist had told Betsy not to go towards the light, but Betsy had forgotten her hearing aids that day and was now trapped forever.
/r/wheredidthesodagoScarlett was sure she couldn't get a virus from phone sex, but she wiped her device just to be safe
/r/wheredidthesodagoSpray, spray, spray as she may, Darla could not make the smell go away
/r/wheredidthesodagoDespite the fortune she paid to Apple for her phone, Sarah had no Airpods to show for it
/r/wheredidthesodagoSince childhood, chef Mario has never been good at drawing within the lines
/r/wheredidthesodagojenny has to pick between 5 possible victims that killed her husband and she can only pick one who was the murderer
/r/wheredidthesodagoTakeaways: 1) Vince is a cockroach sharpshooter. 2) Crumb removal is foreplay.
/r/wheredidthesodagoDisappointed by the lack of snacks in coach, Richard decided to serve his own cheese.
/r/wheredidthesodagoHaving failed with the Rings, Sauron started giving out necklaces. But this time, Frodo was ready.
/r/wheredidthesodagoDue to budget cuts, the university is combining anger management courses with culinary arts.
/r/wheredidthesodagoPerhaps one of the lesser known great weapons forged in the First Age of Middle Earth was Panoidún, a frying pan that could not be destroyed by any man, save for the same fires of Mount Doom that crafted The One Ring to Rule Them All
/r/wheredidthesodagoAlyssa knew there was only one place she could hide the diamonds, one place Roger would never think to look.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAfter his escalator mishap and years of physical therapy, Kevin was finally able to walk again.
/r/wheredidthesodagoGary Busey attempts to make a career transition from acting to professional house painting
/r/wheredidthesodagoOh no, can't see shit. Better keep driving my large vehicle.
/r/wheredidthesodagoProtein shakes are just as useful as gear lubricant for bodybuilding androids.
/r/wheredidthesodagoBarbara had a craving for McDonalds BBQ sauce and she knew just where to find it
/r/wheredidthesodagoLinda realizes a little too late that school glue is not, in fact, a cheap alternative to styling gel.
/r/wheredidthesodago"Clothes are hard! Why is this hook on the wall?"
/r/wheredidthesodagoMax gets a quick game of fetch every time Donna needs to access her stash.
/r/wheredidthesodagoKevin tried to tell the witch to give him his tongue back in his nightmare, but in reality he had only himself to blame
/r/wheredidthesodagoWhen asked if he knew who ate the special brownie his roommate was saving, Ritchie couldn't hide his guilt
/r/wheredidthesodagoNo matter how many times her neighbors confront her about it, Laura does not stop throwing her stale pancakes over the fence