Carl couldn’t stop celebrating after his hemorrhoids were removed.
/r/wheredidthesodagoET confirmed. The day that the mysterious orbs attacked, Janis and Fred were the first victims.
/r/wheredidthesodagoA splash of bleach and ammonia later, Dave was finally free from his student loans
/r/wheredidthesodagoDebbie dreamt up a new garnish for the next asshole customer's fish filet
/r/wheredidthesodagoMichael's drinking problem hindered his love life until he discovered some women like grown men in bibs.
/r/wheredidthesodagoCharlie Brown's kite eating tree had no sympathy for spoiled kids who couldn't hold fishing rods properly.
/r/wheredidthesodagoShe's wanted in New Jersey for attempted glass bottle slaughter.
/r/wheredidthesodagoDonna shows off one of the discount prosthetic legs she makes at home and sells on Etsy.
/r/wheredidthesodagoFor no real reason, Teddy set up his ladder at a stupid angle and proceeded to start some stupid shit.
/r/wheredidthesodagoLong ago before digital editing, goldfish pornographers had to add the black censorship eye bar manually.
/r/wheredidthesodagoOn this week's show we review the new Anger Management app...
/r/wheredidthesodagoIf only there was some way to protect the countertop.
/r/wheredidthesodago*snap* Yep! This one is going into my cringe compilation!
/r/wheredidthesodagoBill's alcoholism has finally caught up to him.
/r/wheredidthesodagoSusan, a successful con artist and mother of 2, went for her ultimate trick by baking her famous bread with chloroform. She knew the steam could knock them out in seconds.
/r/wheredidthesodagoNick firmly believed that stupid concepts like "Dimensions" or "Geometry" are fake news
/r/wheredidthesodagoMRW I'm the 1,000,000th visitor and I win an iPad
/r/wheredidthesodagoWe all know Nancy invented the flashlight app on our phones, but did you know her earlier prototypes weren't as successful?
/r/wheredidthesodagoMom is still working on her parenting
/r/wheredidthesodagoHis friends agree: Bob is a hottie when he lets his hair down.
/r/wheredidthesodagoWhen Stephen discovered another man's wallet in his pants pocket, he called his wife looking for an explanation.
/r/wheredidthesodagoIt wasn't until after she entered the wrong password for the third time that Nancy remembered she had set her computer's security level at "Self-Destruct".
/r/wheredidthesodagoTristan knew that his brother loved shaking the can but he wasn't sure if he liked it too
/r/wheredidthesodagoMinutes before her guests arrived for the dinner party Karen discovered she forgot to buy parmesan cheese, so she improvised...
/r/wheredidthesodagoJulie asked the Lord for forgiveness before she assassinated the unsuspecting tomato.
/r/wheredidthesodagoHeather didn't mind it when her kids used her bakeware to debate isoperimetric inequality. She just wished they would wash everything afterwards.
/r/wheredidthesodagoJoanne the former astronaut often dreamt about the time she was barbecuing outside the Space Shuttle Endeavour and accidentally dropped her cutting board.
/r/wheredidthesodagoWhenever Danny smoked the World's Greatest Pot he got a craving for boiled eggs. Lots of boiled eggs.
/r/wheredidthesodagoMilo realized he couldn't stand living with Margaret any longer, so he secretly ordered a pizza and made a break for it when the delivery man arrived.
/r/wheredidthesodagoAs Vanessa examines the third hole this month in the wall of her room, she becomes upset as she hears a faint "Oh shit" come from the other side.