For selling fake male enlargement products his whole adult life, Rick was given a special task in hell
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Save yourself, save the planet. RECYCLE
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The burritos were Heather and Jeff's favourite part of foreplay.
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Vandalism. Debra knew just how to explain away the ruined salmon and windows to the police. Now she only needed to heed the dark whispers from Tzeentch commanding her to do the same with her sleeping children.
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Every night Jerry strapped on his food bag and visualized peaceful nature scenes until the Viagra kicked in.
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As VP Human Resources, Karen was very hands-on in welcoming new employees to the company.
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With an inner rage fueled by a lifetime of searching, Christine had finally found the chicken that murdered her family all those years ago.
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"Oh mercy me, I do declare, this tractor is giving me the vapors."
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Despite her repeated and desperate pleas to the contrary, Donna’s husband found out that yes, it would indeed kill her to grab the remote.
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Angela wanted to watch a movie and David wanted to look at a mountain, so they compromised.
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After all the problems Patti had conceiving, no one had the heart to tell her that the Panamanian mail order fertility clinic was scamming her.
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After that mysterious call! Jacob knew he was getting none!
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Candice was loving her day job of laying eggs till Joe decided to steal them for breakfast
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"Listen kids - it's never too early to think about taking more science classes..."
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Mark was a nice guy, but a bit jumpy.
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"Pfft... only morons head to the coast to visit a lighthouse."
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Josh's premature ejaculation put a damper on an otherwise fun evening out.
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Sarah got upset when the 911 operator told her that being late for a pedicure did not constitute an emergency.
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Ken couldn't understand why his grandkids didn't like the waterslide he built for them.
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Every morning Michael panned his breakfast muesli for gold.
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Shake the girl, then I can have the volume as loud as I want!
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[No Context] Nothing brings the family together like fucking that chicken
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Betty heard that a good, organic scrubbing worked as well as any chemical-based kitchen cleaners
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No one really knows why, but once a year the company inspects and inventories its employees' teeth.
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Dropping your phone
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Dropping your phone
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Ayaka finally saw how complicated skin care can be with all the labels completely blank…
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This is where you'll live now. See you next Thursday.
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Was told to post this here
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In the middle of the stakeout FBI Agent Henderson's headset suddenly started picking up strange musical interference...
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